Messed up a christmas present

[TortillaChip520]

i hope you only mean your face... D:

 

[Radio]

i want a new christmas tree. (this one's a ***** to put together)

You get your new Christmas tree, but it's the same kind as the old one. Only smaller.


I would like a Gibson SG for Christmas

 

[TortillaChip520]

you get a gibson sg Bass, which is HIDEOUS!!

i want a fender jazz bass

 

[Radio]

You get you Fender Jazz Bass, but for some reason it looks like an SG...


I would like an Ibanez Gwb-35 Bass.

 

[TortillaChip520]

you get it, but you have gauged strings so you tear your fingers to bits.

i want an Ampeg 600-watt for christmas

 

[LinksDarkSide]

You get it, but it sucks.

I want to die (nothing worse than that!)

 

[bilzar]

You try to commit suicide, but every way you do it in, you CANNOT die!

I want a golden toilet!

 

[Radio]

You get your toilet but when you flush, the crap goes up, not down.

I want an HD-DVD player.

 

[elkfinch]

They make it but don't let you have it.

All I want for christmas is my two front teeth.

 

[Jmadness94]

you get them but they have cavities all over them.... i want a life for christmas

 

[crazyman2]

you get it, but have to take anothers for it

i want a tv for my room for christmas

 

[Radio]

Yo get your tv, but all it shows is reruns of i love Lucy.

I would like a car for Christmas.

 

[LinksDarkSide]

you get it, but it's an old junker that won't run. I want a glass of water.

 

[Close]

The glass of water is poison and kills you.

I want to fly an airplane for Christmas.

 

[LinksDarkSide]

It crashes. I want my nintendo DS fixed.