Messed up a christmas present

[AceAlabama]

You die. Simple.

I want a hug.
Harmless!!!!!

 

[TJgamer]

Ok one more before i go^.^
Its a bear giving you a bear hug and it breaks your spine.Not so harmless now huh?
I want to actually be successful in something:cryin:

 

[LinksDarkSide]

I give you a hug, but I squeeze you so hard your eyeballs come out.

I want superhuman strength.

 

[AceAlabama]

I give you a hug, but I squeeze you so hard your eyeballs come out.

I want superhuman strength.

You **** out your intestines lifting a feather!!

I want NOTHING.

 

[LinksDarkSide]

You **** out your intestines lifting a feather!!

I want NOTHING.

You get nothing. You're in a different dimension where everything is white, and you die because of hunger and thirst.

 

[AceAlabama]

You get nothing. You're in a different dimension where everything is white, and you die because of hunger and thirst.

Good one BTW!

I want everything to stay the same!

 

[LinksDarkSide]

Everything stays the same... that's bad enough as it is!!

 

[AceAlabama]

Everything stays the same... that's bad enough as it is!!

Brawl will never come...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[LinksDarkSide]

Brawl will come, but you can't get it because all the stores banished you.

I want to be 14 again...

 

[AceAlabama]

You get outcasted by friends.

I want you then! ALL OF YOU!!

 

[LinksDarkSide]

You get me, and my sarcasm and my smart-ass remarks every second of the day. My voice will be the end of you.

I want to see my best friend again.

 

[trisyyy]

you see your best friend, but he/she is ugly, and when you look at him/her, you blow up

all i wan't for christmas is my two fronnt teeth :lol:

i think this baby got his....

 

[LinksDarkSide]

You get your two front teeth, but they are rotting and have to be pulled by a bad dentist.

I want a new laptop

 

[TortillaChip520]

you get a new laptop, but the skin they used for the top of your lap had to be graphted from your ass....


i want a new christmas tree. (this one's a ***** to put together)

 

[DBloke]

I get after shave

I HAVENT HAD A FULL SHAVE FOR A YEAR