Kill the person above you thread

[Espmaster_]

Wario Farted.

 

[MCL]

You get stuck by lightning, but you live. Then you cross the road to your house and a truck runs you over. You wake up next in a hospital. Your gonna live but the doctor trips and "accidentally" pulls the plug.

 

[Espmaster_]

Someone shoots a bullet 5 miles away and it lands on you.

 

[GCommander]

You turn into a werewolf and you get shot with a silver bullet.

 

[BakaSamm.exe]

You got atomic bombed. And died.

 

[GCommander]

Snoop Dogg and a whole bunch of Crips kill you.

 

[BakaSamm.exe]

Dinosaurs ate you when you tried to go back in time.

 

[GCommander]

A piano falls on you.

 

[DBloke]

 

[Espmaster_]

Dead for drug abuse.

 

[GCommander]

You got a heartattack and died because you caught your grandpa naked and masterbating.

 

[Espmaster_]

You Drowned.

 

[GCommander]

You Drowned.

Hey! It's not funny when it almost happen to me.

A jellyfish stung you in the ass.

 

[DBloke]

a few jellyfish rape you in the ass.(in the donkey?)

The resulting pain in the ass is so painful that you die

 

[GCommander]

You died in a donkey show.
P.S: You were the show.