Kill the person above you thread

[Chicagoan]

Bowser found that Slimi was stealing a naked peach photo from his castle...

Bowser gets the ability to be silent as a cat thanks to Magickoopa's spell.

Bowser keeps getting closer and closer... Bowser is just 1 yard from Slimi... while slimi says, "Sigh... finally I got you naked, baby" Bowser sends a slash over Slimi's back... Slimi cryes... and Bowser deals his ultimate smash attack on slimi...

Slimi had lose several blood and he can't even move... the last thing he saw before the white light, was the burning bowser's breath.

 

[wario2ooo]

o0o0o0o fresh meat.......i cut u open and stuff u with cotton

 

[Chicagoan]

I could make it more brutal... but I'm so tired and my imagination is sleeping... I'll be in some minutes too.

 

[Slimi]

chicagoan took pictures of himself, but his eyes are sooooooo good that the light made him blind and then he walked into a flaming pit of lava then he fell then he melted into charcoal, 3000 years later a dumptruck came and cleaned him up, he lived but was still blind and was charcoal, he went into water and got incinerated, then they took out the water, drained it out with wario, then the fish ate him.

 

[chakat assasain!]

you charge towards me. but in front of you is a giant trap that cuts you in half. but.. that doesen;t matter because your head explodes XD

 

[wario2ooo]

-c4 explodes on assassin's head-....and u didn't see it coming

 

[chakat assasain!]

you carelessley battle with zeeky H. bomb. he turns into a random H. bomb, you knock him over, YOU EXPLODE!!

 

[mushy_peas]

i give you the look of death, you poop your pants and fall dead on the floor, drowning in your own poo

 

[chakat assasain!]

I punch you really really really really really hard.

 

[Slimi]

chakat took pictures of himself, but his eyes are sooooooo good that the light made him blind and then he walked into a flaming pit of lava then he fell then he melted into charcoal, 3000 years later a dumptruck came and cleaned him up, he lived but was still blind and was charcoal, he went into water and got incinerated, then they took out the water, drained it out with wario, then the fish ate him.

 

[Chicagoan]

Change your history man!

 

[Slimi]

Change your history man!

lol, check ur pm

 

[ganton]

round house kick chuck norris stlye

 

[daviduk200]

chakat took pictures of himself, but his eyes are sooooooo good that the light made him blind and then he walked into a flaming pit of lava then he fell then he melted into charcoal, 3000 years later a dumptruck came and cleaned him up, he lived but was still blind and was charcoal, he went into water and got incinerated, then they took out the water, drained it out with wario, then the fish ate him.

Slimi, i tied slimi up with rope and hung him of a cliff, at the bottom of the cliff was a pool full or rats that had rabies, then then smeared jam all over his body and broke a bee's nest over his head, as the bees started to eat him, i cut the rope so Slimi fell all the way down into the pit of rats with rabie's(he magically surived the fall) the bees chased him down and kept biting and stinging while the rats ate him then i droped a basket full of spiders and snakes over the cliff. Slimi was now in a pit full of rats (with rabies) Bees, Snakes and spiders, after he finally crawled out he ran to the hospital for a rabies shot and the doctors gave him the shot he was finally safe. on his way out a giant bear (also with rabies) mauled him to death, He later died again of rabies, Slimi died twice and will always be remembered as unlucky to have met ME Mwuhahaha.



P.S rep me if my kill was fun

 

[Acdude6]

Acdude6 points a gun at daviduk200 but then Acdude slips and gun points at him!trigger some how got pulled...