Insomniacs assemble!!

[RockerJ]

J and Nick performed the fusion dance? AND NOW THEY'RE MOAR POWERFUL THAN ME?!

This. Yes.

 

[Neosquid]

We now own you.

 

[Splash_King]

But now I have the right t' ban your non-admin accounts in the name of dupes clause.

 

[Neosquid]

That, um, technically isn't us. We cloned ourselves and fused the clones, creating...that. We're not sure what it's going to do.

 

[Splash_King]

It's gonna strip me of my modpowers and litter my account with Stunfisk and Feebas, that's what it'l do... ... ... time for me t' find another forum.

 

[The_Man]

time for me t' find another forum.

*gasps* For real?

 

[RockerJ]

I'm curious how long it's gonna take my parents to realize that the reason I don't want my brother's girlfriend to be staying in my room isn't because I don't like her..

 

[The_Man]

I'm curious how long it's gonna take my parents to realize that the reason I don't want my brother's girlfriend to be staying in my room isn't because I don't like her..

You love her?

 

[WiiAssasin]

Then why else wouldn't you want her in your room?

You love her?

If he did he'd have no qualms with it.

 

[RockerJ]

Because, if she's in my room, then where am I gonna get to go in order to be alone?

 

[WiiAssasin]

Rocker, you are not a JRPG protagonist. You will be stuck with someone else's girlfriend and you will like it.

 

[Mr. MR]

http://www.p4rgaming.com/majority-of-gamers-today-cant-finish-level-1-in-super-mario-bros/

 

[The_Man]

Then why else wouldn't you want her in your room? If he did he'd have no qualms with it.

He could feel guilty about his feelings. Thus shunning here.

 

[Neosquid]

http://www.p4rgaming.com/majority-of-gamers-today-cant-finish-level-1-in-super-mario-bros/

My "Faith in Humanity" stat just went down a lot. I'm going to need to grind it back up, thanks a lot MR.

Edit: Apparently it's satire. I feel a bit dumb now. In my defense, it wasn't really obvious.

 

[The_Man]

Comments didn't give you a hint? JK, it got me for a bit.