Insomniacs assemble!!

Yes, death by splash seems reasonable. They must be hit with splash AT LEAST 100 times before they are to die. BEGIN!
 
Sure, in UU, Sharpedo certainly is.

Because Magikarp is banned from even Ubers, none the less UU.

Yes, death by splash seems reasonable. They must be hit with splash AT LEAST 100 times before they are to die. BEGIN!

They wouldn't survive one.
 
Well darn. Now we must make them stare into 'Karps blank eyes. THEN SPLASH 'EM!
 
Woah guys... Lets be reasonable, we can talk about this o.o
 
Okay, I officially hate this guy.

Battle between Nack and Bravery started!

Tier: VGC 2012
Mode: Doubles
Variation: +26, -6
Rule: Rated
Rule: Item Clause
Rule: Species Clause
Rule: Wifi Battle

Your team: Misdreavus / Politoed / Hydreigon / Swalot / Gallade / Crobat
Opponent's team: Virizion / Tyranitar / Mamoswine / Hitmontop / Zapdos / Volcarona

Nack sent out Misdreavus!
Bravery sent out Lag Spike! (Zapdos)
Nack sent out Swalot!
Bravery sent out Hitmontop!
Bravery's Lag Spike is exerting its Pressure!
Bravery's Hitmontop intimidates Misdreavus!
Misdreavus's Attack fell!
Bravery's Hitmontop intimidates Swalot!
Swalot's Attack fell!

Start of turn 1
Swalot used Protect!
Swalot protected itself!

Bravery's Hitmontop used Sucker Punch!
But if failed!

Bravery's Lag Spike used Thunderbolt!
Swalot protected itself!

Misdreavus used Mean Look!
Bravery's Lag Spike can no longer escape!

Start of turn 2
Bravery's Hitmontop used Sucker Punch!
But if failed!

Bravery's Lag Spike used Thunderbolt!
Swalot lost 91 HP! (51% of its health)
Swalot ate its Sitrus Berry!
Swalot restored some HP!

Misdreavus used Perish Song!
All Pokémon hearing the song will faint in three turns!

Swalot used Block!
Bravery's Hitmontop can no longer escape!

Bravery's Lag Spike's perish count fell to 3.
Bravery's Hitmontop's perish count fell to 3.
Misdreavus's perish count fell to 3.
Swalot's perish count fell to 3.
Bravery: oh look, a wild idiotic gimmick appeared

Start of turn 3
Bravery's Lag Spike used Thunderbolt!
Misdreavus lost 70 HP! (41% of its health)

Bravery's Hitmontop used Close Combat!
It's not very effective...
Bravery's Hitmontop's Fight Gem raised Close Combat's power!
Swalot lost 59 HP! (33% of its health)
Bravery's Hitmontop's Defense fell!
Bravery's Hitmontop's Sp. Def. fell!

Misdreavus used Will-O-Wisp!
The attack of Misdreavus missed!

Swalot used Yawn!
Swalot made Bravery's Lag Spike feel drowsy!

Bravery's Lag Spike's perish count fell to 2.
Bravery's Hitmontop's perish count fell to 2.
Misdreavus's perish count fell to 2.
Swalot's perish count fell to 2.

Start of turn 4
Misdreavus used Protect!
Misdreavus protected itself!

Swalot used Protect!
Swalot protected itself!

Bravery's Hitmontop used Sucker Punch!
Misdreavus protected itself!

Bravery's Lag Spike used Thunderbolt!
Swalot protected itself!

Bravery's Lag Spike fell asleep!
Bravery's Lag Spike's perish count fell to 1.
Bravery's Hitmontop's perish count fell to 1.
Misdreavus's perish count fell to 1.
Swalot's perish count fell to 1.
Bravery: woooow. Get off this server, lmfao.
Nack: At least I'm trying something new instead of spamming overused Pokemon.
Bravery: no, being a hipster does not win you points.
Bravery: this works like 1 in 5 battles. That's not gonna get you anywhere.

Start of turn 5
Nack called Misdreavus back!
Nack sent out Politoed!

Nack called Swalot back!
Nack sent out Hydreigon!

Bravery's Hitmontop used Sucker Punch!
But if failed!

Bravery's Lag Spike is fast asleep!

Bravery's Lag Spike's perish count fell to 0.
Bravery's Lag Spike fainted!
Bravery's Hitmontop's perish count fell to 0.
Bravery's Hitmontop fainted!
Bravery sent out Tyranitar!

Bravery sent out Mamoswine!

Bravery's Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!

Start of turn 6
Hydreigon used Protect!
Hydreigon protected itself!

Bravery's Mamoswine used Ice Shard!
Hydreigon protected itself!

Bravery's Tyranitar used Rock Slide!
Politoed lost 49 HP! (29% of its health)
Hydreigon protected itself!

Politoed used Perish Song!
All Pokémon hearing the song will faint in three turns!

The sandstorm rages!
Hydreigon is buffeted by the sandstorm!
Politoed is buffeted by the sandstorm!
Politoed restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Bravery's Tyranitar's perish count fell to 3.
Hydreigon's perish count fell to 3.
Bravery's Mamoswine's perish count fell to 3.
Politoed's perish count fell to 3.
Bravery: my god **** off
Bravery: this is not the right server for this ****

The window was disabled due to one of the players closing the battle window.
 
Well, considering the holiness of Magikarp is worth more than, say, six million lives... I'd say bowing down to the 'Karp, or being sentenced to death is pretty reasonable, don't you agree?

HEIL KARPADOR!


trollolololololol

"This is not the right server for this ****."

This man seems to be on the wrong server as well. I don't believe that was the server for spamming Sucker Punch against defensive Pokes and then rage quitting for his own stupidity?
 
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@CK: It's those kind of noobs that just piss me the f-ck off, thinking they're all that for being uncreative. He was calling my strategy ****, when I totally owned him.
 
There really wasn't any reason to rage over that either. Perish-Trapping is 100% legit when pulled off, albeit risky and indeed gimmicky. That's the kind of dick move rage quit you should do only when you find someone on the ladders running Swift Swim + Drizzle.

... Speaking of, is PO programmed so that you can't add a Pokemon with SS/Drizzle to your team if you already got the other, or no?
 
CK: Yeah, people need to stop being faggots.

Um, I dunno. Swift Swim + Drizzle is legal in VGC 2012 anyway, so it's allowed there.
 
OSHI--

If someone elects to use PerishTrapping over broken strategies, I'm pretty sure that deserves moar respect than rage.
Indeed. Also considering I was using Pokemon like Swalot, Misdreavus, Gallade, Politoed without Drizzle, etc. My entire team was UU and below. Except Hydreigon.
 
Tonight, I get drunk in honor of the closing of the Drunkeness thread.

You guys are making me want to play pokemon.
 

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