I karate chopped a gangster in a whole because I'm sexy and I do what I want

[iRAWR]

I ran over a banana under your bed because I'm cool like that.

 

[NoLuck01]

I had lunch with a snowman sliding down a hill because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.

 

[Fox]

I ran over a stuffed animal at the dinner table because that's how I roll...

 

[Eagles]

I had lunch with my science teacher in your bathroom because that's how I roll. :lol:

 

[Byuakuya]

I smelled a phone at the dinner table because that's how I roll.

 

[Chewy]

I sang to a gangster at the dinner table because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

 

[Destiny]

I sang to a gangster at the dinner table because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

You mean like a rap battle? xD

 

[WMBQ]

I smelled my dog under your bed because Big Bird told me to and he's my leader.

 

[Jupiter]

I had sex with my best friends' boy friend in line at the bank because the voices told me to.

Lol.

 

[lbu8]

I had sex with my best friends' boy friend in line at the bank because the voices told me to.

Lol.

haha best one yet

 

[Battousai]

I had lunch with my dog in your bathroom because that's how I roll.

Yeahhhh boii Huh what?

 

[Fox]

I ran over a stuffed animal at the dinner table because I'm a Ninja!
Honest

 

[Pit-Alex]

I had lunch with
A phone
In a whole
Because I'm cool like that

 

[Venus]

I had sex with a monster in a hole because the voices told me to.

 

[Fox]

Well then...