Funny Things you say because of your wii

[Arauna]

Realizing you Wii has an internet Browser

"Wii have porn!"


Walking past you Wii and stubbing your toe.

"Omg, I kicked my wii"

 

[GaryT85]

what the hell are you on?! :sick:

i laughed at "omg i kicked my wii" but i really dont know why...

 

[Arauna]

So did I... I just did it and said OMG I have to post that.

 

[bubs]

When playing Wii for a while:

OMG i need to go Wii !!

 

[Mau]

when you hit someone in the private parts playing wii...

you hurt my wii wii

 

[con77]

when you come home and your wii is switched on

who played with my wii ?

 

[paintba||er]

When stupid kids come over: Don't touch my Wii! (gets out shotgun)

 

[PIXL]

And perhaps the best one of all " .............................................


Walk into your local Wal-Mart and while pointing towards the bathroom, ask a clerk "DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE A WII?", ............When they say "yea, sure", Go take a wii console and leave with no guilty conscious .........!

 

[gh05t]

bragging about playing wii with friend:
yeahh, everyone LOVES playing with my wii!

 

[paintba||er]

I screwed up my wrist and its in a brace and everyone jokes about me breaking my hand playing with my Wii.

 

[Metalthrashingmark]

Buy 2 consoles & you could say " I'm gonna go play with my wii wii."