I am, and I like, Sparky. Been my nic since... well can't even remember... long time anyhow. How about the name of Super Villians, like, Drathamon (from the cartoon Conan series), Galactus (from Silver Surfer), Lex Luther (DUH!), or maybe Megatron (again... Duh).
Yeah...I've played against your mom, your dad, your sister, your aunt...basically the whole family. Even played against a baby. I remember, "You were eliminated by a freak of nature." That was a good one... Also played against "a fourth grader" and "a special ed guy." Yeah yeah, I know...