LevesqueIsKing
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- Apr 4, 2007
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I wasn't correcting you. I wouldn't dare. I genuinely enjoy reading your posts, and I genuinely believe that your last post was worthy of being post of the year.You know not everyone is perfect. Why are correcting me and why are you doing this? Are trying to offend me! What are you trying to say to me ,Mr. Levesquelsking? I do not like people who trys to offend me you know! So... are you or are you NOT trying to offend me? ANSWER MY QUESTION NOW!!!!!
If not, I am sorry I got mad. I'm just hot temper.
I must say, you did give your last post a run for its money with this one, though. I mean, your first sentence was practically perfectly legible. But then, as a shout-out to your core fanbase, you followed up with a stupendously undescribable second sentence. Brilliant move. You're really reaching out to all of your bases—new and old. "...and why are you doing this?" would seem like a perfectly good question, but preluded by "Why are you correcting me," it serves no purpose but to completely rack the mind of the reader, who, at this point, is trying to decide whether you were again asking the same thing twice to add emphasis or if you were referring to some scandalous, secret, or nonexistant other thing that I was doing. Then, sticking it to your critics, you followed up with a sentence that both longtime fans of KingBowser and new viewers can enjoy: "Are you trying to offend me!" The sentence in itself is perfectly valid, but the tasteful addition of an explanation point (and subtraction of a question mark) is the sort of thing that you've made a name for yourself doing. This sentence—this verbally impossible sentence—is something that we, as your followers, only get to see once in a blue moon. But you weren't done, were you? You then continued to slyly switch the I in my name for an l, but you can't fool me! Or...wait. Maybe you were trying to give new life to my name. I think that's it, and just to let you know, I absolutely love the name Levesquel's King. Love it. And sir, you're absolutely right: You don't have a hot temper, you are hot temper. I'm proud to say that I'm one of the few that have witnessed the definition of a hot temper. Everybody else is just a poser.