11-year old college grad says videogames are "a waste of time"

[The Storm]

Honestly, it doesnt come to mind. Perhaps I must trespass through the Mines of Moria....

 

[Bodine]

Honestly, it doesnt come to mind. Perhaps I must trespass through the Mines of Moria....

Perhaps you need to watch more 80s classics MISTER!

Egon Spengler = The outragiously intellegent member of the Ghostbusters. The one who uses big words that confuses us not scientist.

 

[The Storm]

Oh, played by Rick Moranis right? Or are you talkin about the tall one, not Akyroyd but the other...

idk.

Dont judge me!

HEROES: Are you the Saiyans?

NAPPA: No.

VEGETA: Dont be rude Nappa.

HEROES: Are you here for the Dragonballs?

NAPPA: No.

VEGETA:... Yes, yes we are.

HEROES: Are you gonna fight us?

NAPPA: No.

VEGETA: ........ F**k you Nappa.

 

[Shadow*91]

@bodine: but why is the rum gone?!

while we be off topic, we still be funny. right CK?

 

[Bodine]

Oh, played by Rick Moranis right? Or are you talkin about the tall one, not Akyroyd but the other...

idk.

Dont judge me!

HEROES: Are you the Saiyans?

NAPPA: No.

VEGETA: Dont be rude Nappa.

HEROES: Are you here for the Dragonballs?

NAPPA: No.

VEGETA:... Yes, yes we are.

HEROES: Are you gonna fight us?

NAPPA: No.

VEGETA: ........ F**k you Nappa.

Rick played Louis, Dainas neighbor. Harold Ramis played Egon.

 

[The Storm]

GOKU: And this is Kaioken times 3!

VEGETA: Times wha- AAAAAH!

GOKU: Hey... are you alright in there?

VEGETA: Oh yea, everything is perfect. Its all gumdrops and ice cream in here.

GOKU: OOOOOH, I love both of those!

VEGETA: Ughhhhh.... Im surrounded be idiots....

GOKU: But I thought you said you were surrounded by gum drops and ice cream.

VEGETA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[Bodine]

Have you seen part 2 yet? That **** is halarious. When Vegeta has Goku in his hands and starts squeezing him he makes the sound of a squeaky toy!!! :lol: I lmao'd so hard.

Vegeta: "Now die Kakarot!"
*squeezes*
Goku: SQEEEAAAKKK!!!
Vegeta: "What the hell!?"
*squeezes*
Goku: SQUUUEEEAAAKKK!!!
Vegeta: "That's ****ing halarious!!!"
*squeezes multiple times*
Goku: SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!

 

[Shadow*91]

lol!

from Naruto Abridged:

Jiraya: Ok Naruto, I want you to train and walk on the water.

Naruto: Like Jesus?

Jiraya: Yes Naruto, like Jesus.

Naruto: Wait a minute... Does that mean Jesus was a ninja?

Jiraya: Yes Naruto, Jesus was a ninja.

Naruto: ...Really?

Jiraya: NO! NOW GET TO F***ING WORK!

 

[The Storm]

Lolz. I havent seen that yet. Post the link.

KRILLIN: My turn my turn my turn MY TURN!

NAPPA: *stops*

VEGETA: ugh, Nappa what are you doing?

NAPPA: ts his turn Vegeta, I have to wait for him.

VEGETA: Ugh...ughg.... *Nose starts bleeding*

NAPPA: Whats wrong Vegeta?

VEGETA: Nothing.... just an anurism out of sheer stupidity...

NAPPA: Wow... didnt know you were that stupid Vegeta.

VEGETA: AAAAAAAAAH!

KRILLIN: Get ready for my... DESTRUCTO DISC!

PICCOLO: Laaaaaaaaaaaame......

NAPPA: Oh, look Vegeta! Its a frisbee!

VEGETA: No Nappa, dont catch it, its a TRICK!

NAPPA: But Vegeta.... Tricks are for Kiiiids......

VEGETA:.... you know what Nappa, catch it, catch it with your teeth.

NAPPA: YAAAAAAY, like a doggy!

 

[Bodine]

Can't. =/


Vegeta: "Now it's time to reveal my giant monkey!!!.... form."

Random Guy: "Thank God I thought he meant penis!!!"

 

[The Storm]

That part was epic... i lmao'd so hard....

 

[Splash_King]

@bodine: but why is the rum gone?!

while we be off topic, we still be funny. right CK?

You're all immature idiots, but yes, you're still funny.

... And also INCREDIBLY off topic.

 

[Bodine]

You're all immature idiots, but yes, you're still funny.

... And also INCREDIBLY off topic.

Idiots is such a strong word. I prefer intellectually challenged.

 

[AndThen?]

I vote this for post of the year.

Note the commentary that he interjects into his own piece of writing, no doubt to avoid tainting the rest of the post with subjectivity; the use of et cetera in his first sentence after providing only one example; the double negative (presumably for extra emphasis) in the second sentence; the way that he occasionally and randomly puts the same word twice (although he tried to trick us with his first sentence, "Your [sic] are"); the emotion that he shows, both through smiley faces and CAPITALIZATION; the respect he shows the Kid by capitalizing "Kid" in the second-to-last sentence; and then, to top it all off, he blows your mind with the staggeringly insightful, "Did he went somewhere or what?" irregardless of the fact that the child's future endeavors (or movements(?)) were nowhere mentioned in the article. This boy—no, this man—is not afraid to stand up and ask the tough questions in the face of logic.

All who disagree, propose opposition. All who agree, say I.

You are my hero.

Of course video games are a waste of time, lol. Hardly breaking news.

 

[obiggity]

All I have to say is that is his opinion, and he's entitled to it. I learned at a young age that sometimes you can't make others feel the same way as you do about certain issues. If he feels that games are a waste of time, then that's how he feels until he chooses to change his mind.