100 Ways to kill a chicken

[Pikachu256]

Steph You Took Mine!! Lol Look At The Second Post On Page 1.

Send The Chicken To The Sun!

 

[bln_f]

electrocute it

 

[me brian]

scream at it until it screams back at you then dress up as a clown then dance on your head singing "mary had a little lamb" 3000 times in a row

 

[Radio]

Show the chicken a picture of a hard boiled egg and give him a glass of vodka in one hand and some sleeping pills in the other.

 

[Wamoo]

scream at it until it screams back at you then dress up as a clown then dance on your head singing "mary had a little lamb" 3000 times in a row

You have to KILL the chicken....

 

[bln_f]

Are we counting all the ways?

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

Ask it 'which came first, the chicken or the egg?'

It'll commit suicide sooner or later...

 

[TortillaChip520]

tell it there's no point. it's already dead......

 

[Wamoo]

Ask it 'which came first, the chicken or the egg?'

It'll commit suicide sooner or later...

Thats Classic

 

[balrogs.pa]

Give it to a a group of bestiality lovers.

 

[Wamoo]

Give it to a a group of bestiality lovers.

HAHAHA thats genius....

 

[balrogs.pa]

Thank you.

 

[Monsteroids]

Gut it.

 

[Jmadness94]

give it to your lonely old grandmother and tell her its one of those fancy talking parrots (THAT will make it commit suicide)

Grandma: back when we were little we didnt have talking birds
chicken: Bawk??!
grandma: ...what were we talking about again???....you know back when we were little we didnt have talking birds
chicken:bawk?!

rinse and repeat

ONE DEAD CHICKEN

 

[bln_f]

feed it a couple hundred chocolate bars

stab it