100 Ways to kill a chicken

[Monsteroids]

Make it commit suicide.

Starve it.

Rape it.

Bore it.

Crush it.

Snap its neck.

Lethal injection.

Overfeed it.

Decapitate it.

Scare it until it has a heart attack.

Shove it in an oven.

Give it to a Tiger.

Use it as a silencer on a gun.

Bludgeon it with a PS3.

Play tennis with it as a racket or ball.

Rip its appendages off 1 by 1 till it bleeds to death.

Dress it up like a sick old dog and have the vet kill it.

Uhhhh... Make it play ET on Atari.

Make it play Superman 64

Give it a thumbtack sandwich.

Smash it with bricks.

Smother it with jealous love ntil you're psychotic.

Give him to Santa kitty.

Give it WoW and promise to pay but don't.

Have it play Runescape.

Yay dress-up.

Slaughterhouse.

Bury Alive.

Burn it.

Poison it.

Drown it in dog piss.

Give it mad cow meat.

 

[GanNeOn]

put it in a fight with link...oh wait thats a even match! Let me (Ganondorf) handle him!

 

[Digital Fl]

Falcon Punch

 

[trisyyy]

put it in a mortal kombat game

*out of no where*

"FINISH HIM"!

 

[icyoooppplaa]

eat lots of onions and garlick and then breathe on it till the chicken dies of your breathe

 

[Monsteroids]

Put him on some fat guys couch and convince the guy that his fat folds are just bundling up.

 

[bln_f]

put it into a space shuttle and let go of it in space.

 

[trisyyy]

fart in its face until it dies

 

[Pikachu256]

Put It On Top Of An Xbox360.

It Will Burn TO DEATH MUWHAHAA!

PS: Your Xbox360 Might Get Fried/Broken Up.

 

[Chicagoan]

Lol... WTF is this??

Did the chicken did something to you? Lol... how disgusting... I won't even read the 1st post :mad5:


The soul of the poor chicken flies to this thread creators and starts to drill peck his heart until his death.

 

[trisyyy]

put it in an adoption home

-5 minutes later-

manager:"ok micheal jackson, you have filled out all of these forms, you are now eligible to take chicken little"

micheal jackson:"we are going to have so much fun, yay!"

chicke: cluck cluck!!!!!

 

[icyoooppplaa]

1. Twist it
2. Shoot it
3. Burn it
4. Poke it
5. Stab it
6. Push it
7. Pull it
8. Shock it
9. Ride it
10. Kick it
11. Punch it
12. Slam it
13. Wash it
14. Drown it
15. Shove it
16. Bore it
17. Starve it
18. Hit it
19. Pop it
20. Cook it

To Be Continued...

 

[WiiWouldLike2Play]

1. Bite it's head off.
2. Shoot it with a bow and arrow.

 

[trisyyy]

i didnt know u had a dark side steph.....

push it off a cliff.....

 

[WiiWouldLike2Play]

Lol. I love chickens though. They're funny.