Splash_King
The Scrubbiest of Hunters
i might eat fish but ive never had carp thats probably a lie
Jhokes aside, Google human and pig anatomy 'n such and read up on the different types of fat there are.
Who on wiichat likes BACON!?
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i might eat fish but ive never had carp thats probably a lie
Jhokes aside, Google human and pig anatomy 'n such and read up on the different types of fat there are.
I've had some carps down my stomach before. Always need extra sauce.
Hmmm. I'm still waiting for those other books you were suppose to author.
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On another note, bacon muffins are a thing. There's a place nearby that gives you a free one if you order a breakfest egg bagel (morning only of course).
Like, what? Why have I just found this now?
Hmmm. I'm still waiting for those other books you were suppose to author.
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On another note, bacon muffins are a thing. There's a place nearby that gives you a free one if you order a breakfest egg bagel (morning only of course).
Like, what? Why have I just found this now?
Splash_King
The Scrubbiest of Hunters
My motivation t' write 'em has died. Combine that with my laziness and it's assured this author will never publish his works. ohai holiday thread/potw/everything ever
Uh... bacon on a sammich is grand, but I ain't too sure 'bout that.
Ya know, ramblings on the internet works too. A lot of blog writters and reporters got their job that way. whut?
It's wonderful, just had one today. And it's not just bacon in a muffin. It tastes just like a pancake! Buttery goodness.
*cue Bacon Pancake song*
Splash_King
The Scrubbiest of Hunters
I'd pay you in experience. Maybe even trident layers once you're outta little league stuff.
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You gotta try em. Make em yourself if you gotta.
(cook bacon first obviously)
Gotta get some more ingreds tomorrow.
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You gotta try em. Make em yourself if you gotta.
(cook bacon first obviously)
Gotta get some more ingreds tomorrow.
Splash_King
The Scrubbiest of Hunters
Don't need trident, I'm the King'a the Sea without any 'Karp damn gum.
not sure if implying to use bacon grease for pancake-makin'
sounds gnarly, half in a good way
not sure if implying to use bacon grease for pancake-makin'
sounds gnarly, half in a good way
Splash_King
The Scrubbiest of Hunters
... ... ... Touché.
Guess I'm a Usurper King.
Aye, that sounds like a terribad idea... bacon probably wouldn't be fully cooked, even.
of course I do, he's not even the king of a puddle
Splash_King
The Scrubbiest of Hunters
Speak for yourself, puddle-dweller. Writhing in the mud and lettin' people step all over ya are the only things you're good at.
lol, I want people to step on me. Because they get electrocuted while I remain unharmed.
wheras, you...
0 SpA Emboar Fire Blast vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Stunfisk: 120-142 (33.4 - 39.5%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
0 SpA Emboar Fire Blast vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Magikarp: 183-216 (101.1 - 119.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
lol
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Splash_King
The Scrubbiest of Hunters
Ya idiot, were you usin' Bulbagarden's calculator or somethin'? My base stats are all 130. That damage calc is all wrong.
ah, my apologies. Here's some more accurate calcs, all at lv. 100.
0 SpA Wooper Bubble vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Magikarp: 836-984 (696.6 - 820%) -- guaranteed OHKO
252+ Atk Magikarp Tackle vs. 0 HP / 0+ Def Caterpie: 5-7 (0.7 - 1%) -- possibly the worst move ever
252+ Atk Magikarp Splash vs. 0 HP / 0+ Def Caterpie: 5-7 (0 - 0%) -- possibly the worst move ever
Splash_King
The Scrubbiest of Hunters
You're just jealous of my Swift Swim. You can't even tread water, ya fuckin' Ground-type.
