What gets people outta bed?

[Squall7]

Anyway for me its normally that the shakes have taken hold - and I need a pick-me-up glass of vodka or Gin to start the day properly - helps clear your headache for the drive to work!...

Such is the price you pay for having an 50% alcohol diet..!

(Has no-one thought to make jokes about bilogical urges? - must I think of "everything"..?)

PS Is my sig picture working?

...Oh I got one! I get up to smack my hoes and get paid. I then go see my neighbors wife to do the dirty with her...

...Nope. Still isn't funny. Keep trying, it may get funny soon! :ciappa:

 

[DBloke]

Damn I gota get up early tomorrow for some cute guy for what can be called fun

 

[surfinrach90]

Oooo had Prinny pulled?

 

[Squall7]

Oooo had Prinny pulled?

But who would pull a penguin?

....Apart from another penguin!

...I reckon it's Pen-pen from Evangelion...

.

I reckon, they're gonna have a night on the town!

 

[surfinrach90]

*searches for funny penguin gif*

 

[BrandonMcAuslan]

Points out "ITS NOT A PENGUIN ITS A PRINNY!" Before Prinny himself does...

(But to me its an evil penguin) :thumbsup:

 

[Bliss]

only thing that gets me up is MONEY, plenty to be made, so i can lavish myself with the wonderful things of the world

 

[blueovalboy7]

What gets me out of bed...Call of Duty 4, spending time with my gf, hanging out with friends, hunger, and well now Christmas shopping.

 

[kronau]

T3h InTerWeB - I Rul3 !t

So I Can Spread The Word Of nedm And Bring misery Upon The Interweb With My majestic h4ck1ng sk!11z!

 

[Celeste]

Being indescribably in love, too :\

 

[King Wiired]

Your mother. POW.

But nah, my Mum screaming at me til I get up usually. Or 'cause I've slept til I cants slept no more.

 

[Squall7]

Your mother. POW.

Shouldn't that be "Your mother. POW, Right in the kisser!"?

 

[[DT]]

Life.

 

[kronau]

my dauhter

 

[Squall7]

my dauhter

Your daughter is Princess Peach?

Then you must be king of the toadstools.

...Hehehe, bet you get magic mushrooms for free!