What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse

[Samus101]

38!

Yeah, I think I'm the lowest. Shut up, I'm a girl. D:

That doesn't really make any sense to me... :sick:

 

[Frogger]

I'm not really into the "Yeah, I'm gonna go kill things!" thing?

 

[FRuMMaGe]

new breed!

a human that is immune to zombies bites

Didn't you see Dawn of the Dead? Those zombie babies are creepy :lol:

 

[wario2ooo]

things told in movies arent always real.......

 

[DBloke]

And Braindead

Damn the baby was freaky
Also Zombie sexs for the lulz
There allready stiff

 

[FRuMMaGe]

And Braindead

Damn the baby was freaky
Also Zombie sexs for the lulz
There allready stiff

Braindead is an awesome film.

I particularly love the lawnmower scene :lol:

 

[wario2ooo]

if i see that happened....i'll shot them without thinking

 

[DBloke]

Id film it and sell it online as Zombie porn
Some body will buy it

 

[Samus101]

I'm not really into the "Yeah, I'm gonna go kill things!" thing?

Awww, why not?

 

[FRuMMaGe]

Id film it and sell it online as Zombie porn
Some body will buy it

It's called necrophilia :lol:

 

[DBloke]

No thats the livin doin the do with the dead

PLOT -
Knock at door
Zomie at the door
Uuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrh (Hi ive come to fix your plumbin)

Femzombie
Uuuuurgh (come right in oh my clothes have fallen off do you like what you see ?)
Other zombie
BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (yes)

18+ bit

 

[KrisKhaos]

And Braindead

Damn the baby was freaky
Also Zombie sexs for the lulz
There allready stiff

Id film it and sell it online as Zombie porn
Some body will buy it

It's called necrophilia :lol:

Oh man, this thread went from PG-13 to rated R REALLY fast. :yikes:

Just remember they are moaning because they are in torment and not because they are happy here, so can we move past undead love now? Thanks :lol:

 

[DBloke]

Idea
Set the zombies on fire while there doin the do
HOT ZOMBIE SEXS

 

[Samus101]

Prinny!

 

[Frogger]

Well, to be fair, Prinny did get 69%.