Still listening to Steven Wright. :lol:
"So I've been emailing my answering machine which has been sending faxes to my cellular subconscious which has call waiting so in case I'm thinking about something else I can get back to myself later."
"So I put the dvd in the dvd player and it said this film has been modifies to fit your television... Can you imagine if it wasn't? All you'd see is like a knuckle"
"I saw a hitchhiker holding a sign that said heaven so I hit him"