Things Video Games Has Taught Us

[MikemasterM1]

Animals can shoot water, electricity, fire and can cause earthquakes, shoot wind at excessive speed by waving their wings, and be ghosts and still get hurt.
Humans can stay underwater at the depths of the ocean forever without exploding under pressure or drowning
Red and White Baseballs can capture animals
A tiny bird can carry a human
A giant blue lion thingy will be your best friend
Look for a green animal with weird hair, it will take you through time
Mice are about 1 or 2 feet tall
Catepillars are a foot tall
getting squashed by a giant animal who naps a lot won't kill you
Thats about as much as i can think of and if you haven't figured out what i was talking about, its pokemon games and a few pokemon movies. Sorry pokemon you're still #1 to me!

 

[zapasant]

smoking and being an asshole gets you through life-metal gear

 

[bw!]

peaple have three eyes (daisy trophy from ssbm)

 

[icyoooppplaa]

unicorns are real

 

[bw!]

aliens are real and they pop out your chest and eat you
(alien the game)

lol

 

[Monsteroids]

Beating the crap out of other mascots will make you king. *hops on a plane to Disneyworld*

 

[wario2ooo]

its ok to stomp on turtles

 

[PKU4GOOD]

sex is okay(GTA:SA: Hot Coffee, God of War)
boobs have their own physics(DOA Extreme 2)
you can breath fire under water(Super Paper Mario)
restaurants make bad games(Burger King 360 games)
tanks can appear out of thin air(Halo 3)

 

[Fire Flower]

Problem solving
Hand eye coordination
Memorization.

 

[Napalmbrain]

1. If an army of aliens invade Earth, one pilot will be enough to defeat them all.
2. Eating food found on the floor and in bins will make you healthier.
3. Being a princess means absolute certainty of being kidnapped.
4. All walls are absolutely indestructible, except for small, noticeable cracks.
5. It is impossible to jump over waist-high fences.
6. You can carry hundreds of giant gold coins without being weighed down.
7. People with silver hair are evil and psychotic.
8. You can fit a machine gun and a rocket launcher in a backpack.
9. People don't mind if you barge into their house and nick their stuff.
10. The more ninjas there are attacking you, the easier they will be to defeat (although I already knew this from martial arts films).

 

[zapasant]

people never age-mario

 

[Marioman]

HA I love this thread...hmmm

It is posible for green pipes to pop up out of nowhere

 

[blankconnection]

Jack Thompson: How to kill people

 

[ZeLdA4LiFe]

turtles can fly & jump high
tying a yellow towel around your neck can really make you fly high
plumbers dont need a space suit to breath in space
if you kill someone, they might leave you some rupees

 

[Fastshadow]

you wont go to hell if you have at least 2 lives