The Wishing Gone Wrong Game

[RaPiD_JazZ]

You get a shiny magikarp... but it is 2,000 pounds and you need a forklift to move it.

AWESOME!! More bacon on the magikarp!!

Granted, I don't know what febreeze is, so it just a really big bottle.

I wish for an unlimited pass to movies.

 

[TampaBondo]

You get an unlimited pass to the "Internation Gay Film Festival."

I wish for a blender. hehe

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

you get a blender. What were you expecting?

I wish for a TV

 

[TampaBondo]

You get a TV from 1975, which means you now have to get out of your chair and walk over to it in order to turn it on/off, change channels, or adjust volume.

I wish for a magic lamp.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

You get a lamp that only works if you are a witch. Turns out it does work for you, and they start the witch burinings.

I wish for the ability of the banhammer

 

[TampaBondo]

You are given the ability of the banhammer. However, you forget how to use it. Oooops.

I wish for another wish.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted, but because of an unusual fluke, it is granted to me.

I wish for 9001 kilos of bacon

 

[TampaBondo]

Gets :bacon::bacon::bacon::bacon::bacon::bacon:

I wish for less bacon.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted. There is now no pigs.

I wish for a bacon torpedo

 

[TampaBondo]

Granted. You are aboard a ship and a submarine begins firing pigs at you.

I wish for $1,000 in monopoly money.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Gets $1000 to use in your next game of Monoply... Here and now, where $1 is actually $10000!

I wish for any of these games to exist

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[TampaBondo]

Granted. They are also the only games you are allowed to play.

I wish to be President of Ninty of America.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Dude, I would play nuclear holocaust all day!

Granted, but it turns out to be a democracy, and you have no say in anything.

I wish for a wii u

 

[TampaBondo]

You get a Wii U. But then you spend the next 2 years downloading updates before you can use it.

I wish for a brand new ironing board.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

You get an ironing board at the post office, but it doesn't fit in the car, so you have to walk home with a heavy ironing board. Than it collapses.

I wish for a roll of paper towels