The Wishing Gone Wrong Game

[Bodine]

Poof, he does. Then while climbing the mountain he accidentally gets it pregnant. Nine months later a mountain monster baby is born, destroying the world. And tampabondo gets cancer again.

I wish i could see into the future.

 

[WiiAssasin]

You have the power of the Monado! Sadly, you never learned it's other functions and have no way of stopping terrible events.

 

[TampaBondo]

I wish I was dead....... (this should elicit some interesting responses...hehe)

 

[xplosive]

Tamps dies and we lose the clan war!

I wish i could go back or forward through time.

 

[TampaBondo]

Poof. xplosive goes back in time and saves Tampa's life. As a thank you, Tampa single-handedly goes out and destroys the other team in the clan war, leaving no one alive.

I wish I had the power to fly.

 

[xplosive]

Enemy aircraft spot you and shoot you out of the sky.

I wish i had a million dollars.

 

[TampaBondo]

The genie waves his hands and a large briefcase appears in front of you. You open it to find $1 million in Monopoly money.

I wish xplosive would play in our clan war on Saturday at 2pm EST.

 

[xplosive]

I play in the war and everything goes well, until the third match when my wiimote runs out of batteries and i have to use my gamecube controller and then we lose the war because i suck so bad with it.

I wish i could jump as high as mario can.apermario:

 

[Splash_King]

Your wish is granted! Jumping about with glee, you eventually hit your head on an incredibly tough, invisible, cube-shaped floating object, sending you into a coma. Days later you die of brain hemorrhage...

I wish my internet never lagged again.

 

[TampaBondo]

Karp's internet never lags again due to a miraculous speed upgrade. Karp is now able to play games and load web pages faster than anyone on earth. Unfortunately, due to this new ease of use, porn websites and movies also load faster. Karp becomes addicted to internet porn, watching as many as 10 movies at a time. He never again sees the light of day...

I wish this day would go faster so I could get to my weekend!

 

[Splash_King]

Wish granted! The days whiz on by at incredible speed. However, it seems like you're speeding through time as a result, unable to interact with everything around you. Your brain now processes information at the sluggish speed of even less than a Slowpoke, causing the world around you to seem like time is fast forwarding. The reality however, is that you've turned horrendously retarded.

I wish I could eat sushi every day. Obvious eatin' Magikarp joke is obvious.

 

[TampaBondo]

Karp's wish is granted as he becomes a full-on cannibal. He goes on to eat all his family, friends, and neighbors.

I wish more people joined Wii Chat!!

 

[LmaoAtYou]

Wish granted, but there's too many people for the server to handle, and shuts down.

I wish I could take a trip to Japan.

 

[TampaBondo]

LmaoAtYou goes to Japan. She eats lots of sushi, tours Mt. Fuji, and takes a karate class. When she gets back to America, she wants to use her karate. When she wants to use her karate, she becomes the "Super Crime Fighting Girl." When she becomes the Super Crime Fighting Girl, she wears a tight spandex costume. When she wears a tight, spandex costume, it gives her wedgies. When she gets wedgies, it distracts her from fighting crime. When she gets distracted, she accidentally lets the bad guys get away. When she lets the bad guys get away, they come back and rob her house. When they rob her house, they steal her Wii and she is never able to play Goldeneye again...

I wish for the power to walk through walls!

 

[LmaoAtYou]

Wish granted, but you don't enjoy life as you keep falling through things (walls, floors, beds, chairs, etc....)

I wish I could be a game character.