The Wishing Gone Wrong Game

[Splash_King]

Wish granted, you can transform into Captain Falcon's nipples.

I wish I had a high-payin' job at Ninty.

 

[Tragonight]

Granted, but you only get paid worms to feed your little Magikarps.

I wish for this thread to die. MWAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted.

 

[Splash_King]

Revoked.

I wish the world actually ended in 2012.

 

[OTheFool]

Granted, however, you are made immortal, and therefore eternally bored AND without the ability to breath.
I wish for Ruby/Sapphire Remake.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted, but it destroys your ds. I wish for pokemon y to be awesome.

 

[OTheFool]

Granted, although Y becomes so awesome, it sells for $100,000,000, forcing you to buy X. I wish for Froakie to be a Water/Fighting type.

 

[Splash_King]

Wish granted. Arghonaut is still infinitely better in both design and battle, though...

I wish I could play RDR again and enjoy the experience just as I had the very first time I'd played through it.

 

[GrahamF]

Granted, but that's because you have Alzheimer's.

I wish I had Thousand Year Door in the Wii U virtual console.

 

[Mr. MR]

Denied, get an emulator and a computer that can run it

I wish I had chest hair in the shape of Australia

 

[Splash_King]

Granted. Your success in wooing the ladies seems a bit... off as a result, for whatever reason.

I wish I could combo like Marlin Pie.

 

[Mr. MR]

Granted
Only works on Tuesdays between 1:00 AM to 4:00 AM

I wish for a Leprechaun to Falcon Punch you in the face this instant.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted, but he punchs you!Oh wait, he punched me... I survived!I wish for a medal.

 

[TampaBondo]

You get a medal, but you are impaled when it is pinned on your chest.

I wish for a vacation in Hawaii.

 

[Mr. MR]

Granted
You get to stay on the Big Islands on the side of the road where from each side you look you only see volcanic rocks

I wish for a wooden sword