The Never Ending Chain Reation a.k.a "Rock Paper Scissors" on Steroids GAME

[Splash_King]

A dead Wiichat results in 'Karpmod causing a tidal wave which splashes the US' West coast into oblivion. sry mr lol

 

[TampaBondo]

West Coast getting splashed into oblivion would result in Obama having to make another boring speech on TV about something we already know about.

 

[Splash_King]

Yet another boring speech in these hard economic times is one too many, pushing the U.S. into a retarded anarchist revolutionary movement against "the man" (ohai wall street).

 

[TampaBondo]

Pushing against "the man" results in people getting needlessly arrested for stupid things.

 

[Kaishu]

Getting arrested for stupid things leads to wasting a few days of your pity life behind the bars. (Was it good? :3)

 

[Splash_King]

ohai kaishu

Gettin' thrown in jail leads to droppin' the soap.

 

[Kaishu]

Droppin soap.. Oh hell no, slippery floors..

 

[Splash_King]

Slippery floors leads t' concussions.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Concussions leads to dreams about toilets...

 

[LukeM17]

Dreaming about toilets leads to you making a MEGA toilet the size of the moon...

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Building giant toilets Disrupts the earth's balance and sends the earth out of orbit and into the sun...

 

[TampaBondo]

The Earth moving dangerously close to the sun results in a HUGE increase in sales of sunscreen worldwide.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Huge increases in sales of sunscreen lead to more sunscreen stores, which leads to worse sunscreen, which leads to more people buying sunscreen, which leads to more sunscreen stores and so on until no-one does anything but make sunscreen stores, which leads to economic collapse (My equivalent of the shoe store paradox, from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy trilogy of 6, book 2. Read these books, they are hilarious!)

 

[TampaBondo]

Economic collapse results in martial law being declared worldwide.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Martial law leads to absolute chaos and hordes of people going to Aperture science for testing to prolong their inevitable death.