The Magical Soda Machine Game

[Splash_King]

Gets her true form of which you cannot grasp. Game over.

Inserts E7.

 

[TampaBondo]

Gets 007 Embassy.

Inserts a raging bull.

 

[Splash_King]

Gets wings.

Inserts Ninty hate mail coming from a Microsoft fanboy.

 

[TampaBondo]

Gets Karp hate.

Inserts more hate.

 

[Splash_King]

Gets that one quote'a mine 'bout vicious cycles.

Inserts "swag".

 

[TampaBondo]

Gets gag.

Inserts my stinky, nasty-smelling feet after I get done stomping a mudhole in Karp's ego.

 

[Splash_King]

Gets splashed clean, for those of 'Karp are forgiving, benevolent and turn the other cheek to even ones of sin and evil.

Inserts the essence of life itself.

 

[TampaBondo]

Gets the stench of death.

Inserts Napolean Dynamite.

 

[Splash_King]

Gets 'Karpmod; now with extra dance skills (????????)!

Inserts a super-massive white hole.

 

[TampaBondo]

Gets a black butt plug.

Inserts CK's computer.

 

[Splash_King]

Gets anything but ('cause anythin' would certainly be more useful...).

Inserts moldy fruit.

 

[TampaBondo]

Gets the smell of Karp post self-pleasing...

Inserts a towel soaked with the blood of CK.

 

[Splash_King]

Gets 'Karp Tears in a Bottle (9001% moar effective than Fairy's Tears!).

Inserts all the happiness my self-pleasuring posts are gettin' me. :lol:

 

[TampaBondo]

Gets bullsh!tted.

Inserts a shovel for you.

 

[Splash_King]

Gets Tamps' shallow grave.

Inserts every meme known to the internet.