The Macho/Chauvenistic Movement THREAD!

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OMFG Emma you made me spit my coke all over my keyboard. thanks alot :lol:

Horses are very manly...

Whats even manlier? riding a horse WHILE chugging beer
 
Frogger said:
I object. Now start bowing.

*grunts*
The only time I bow involves my bowls, which is either passing gas or dropping my manly load. So if you like me to bowl to you I would be more than happy to share my art work with you. :lol:

Time to re-claim your manhood men, so burn them doilies and sound off like you've got a pair. :lol:

Brawny said:
ANNND shooting injuns.
I dunno who you callin' an injun bud but those are my ancestors you are poking fun at. :)
 
SIR YES SIR!

*does 500 push ups with a 300 pound weight on my back while guzziling beer and having a virgin (not so much now) under me.*
 
Oh my God...

I mean, I do the shopping every day and buy you beer even though I don't have to...

I look after the kids and make sure they're happy.

I do the laundry.

I cry blood sweat and tears with my job and this is how you repay me.

All I wanted was a little chat.

But, now, gee... I might have to... Cry.
 
KrisKhaos said:
*grunts*
The only time I bow involves my bowls, which is either passing gas or dropping my manly load. So if you like me to bowl to you I would be more than happy to share my art work with you. :lol:

Time to re-claim your manhood men, so burn them doilies and sound off like you've got a pair. :lol:


I dunno who you callin' an injun bud but those are my ancestors you are poking fun at. :)

Uh...I poke fun at everything.... Sorry if I offended you or something.... I use extreme white-isms a lot... Maybe I should stop...


edit: Watch out for the guilt trip. Sheild yourselves men!
 
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Brawny said:
Uh...I poke fun at everything.... Sorry if I offended you or something.... I use extreme white-isms a lot... Maybe I should stop...


edit: Watch out for the guilt trip. Sheild yourselves men!
hahaha... It's all good man, I didn't think you meant anything by it, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to resist tormenting you a little. :lol:

(I was serious about the ancestry however. :) )

Frogger said:
Oh my God...

I mean, I do the shopping every day and buy you beer even though I don't have to...

I look after the kids and make sure they're happy.

I do the laundry.

I cry blood sweat and tears with my job and this is how you repay me.

All I wanted was a little chat.

But, now, gee... I might have to... Cry.
Don't cry Frogger!

You know I love you baby.

BTW, when you get done crying you mind shooting over? I think you are sitting on the remote. :lol:
 
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You can only get so many things in your eye before it's suspicious. Thanks to contacts, I can just say it ripped :) Or say your eyes are DRY, and your tear ducts have become overly productive with this new pill you're taking.

Real men hate Titanic andThe Notebook
 
Brawny said:
You can only get so many things in your eye before it's suspicious. Thanks to contacts, I can just say it ripped :) Or say your eyes are DRY, and your tear ducts have become overly productive with this new pill you're taking.

Real men hate Titanic andThe Notebook

Everyone must obey Titanic.
 
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