The Macho/Chauvenistic Movement THREAD!

[Frogger]

It's not my fault you lose every time.

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

Real men LOVE to argue. [STRIKE]Except[/STRIKE] Especially with women...

Fix'd

 

[Frogger]

Well that sure explains a lot...

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

You're sig looks exactly like one of my friends. Its kinda creepy...

 

[ssbb_lover]

Real men LOVE to argue. Except with women...

Yeah, but you're a tool.

 

[kiraownsurmom]

survivor man is manlier than the wimpy bear grillz who brings a 5 person camera crew

 

[ssbb_lover]

Pedobear is manlier than any wrestler...

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

survivor man is manlier than the wimpy bear grillz who brings a 5 person camera crew

hell yes man. Bear sleeps in a hotel every night and is pampered by his crew.

EDIT:

Man vs Wild is a hollywood version of Survivorman. Its getting all the hype because "ZOMG he atez teh spiderz and then drank hiz pizz!!" when in reality he doesn't even need to because he can eat whatever he wants when the camera stops rolling. Its all for ratings and paychecks...

 

[Frogger]

Cyyyyyniiicaaaaal.

 

[TortillaChip520]

it is rumored that if you touch Chuck Norris' robe, you become more manly

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

Captain Falcon actually broke his knee when he was a child. He had a knee implant by an anonomous doner, who turned out to be Chuck Norris. Thus, the manliness was born!

 

[TortillaChip520]

there once was a woman who stepped in chuck norris' gum, and she instantaneously grew a beard.

that's where the bearded lady comes from!

 

[wario2ooo]

chuck norris has another fist in his beard.....

 

[TortillaChip520]

chuck norris eats so much protein that he periodically synthesizes another chuck norris, and fights to the death with it.

 

[wario2ooo]

-_-.........-sees Chuck Norris-

-shoots him in the leg-

.......you lose