The Macho/Chauvenistic Movement THREAD! [V 2.0]

[LevesqueIsKing]

Alright, so funny convo today guys. It was about mid-winter [Its a school dance where the girls ask the guys, dunno if its done everywhere or not] between me and one of my friends. We aren't really that close, so sometimes its kind of awkward:

Hey Tyler
[Walks over] Hey
Are you going to midwinter?
Yeah
[Smirks]
[Thinks for a second] Oh, no, I'm not asking you, I was just...--
[Laughs] Its okay
[Smiles]
So are you going?
Yeah, I think so.
Well then maybe I'll see you there [implying a lot]
Yeah, maybe.

Haha, I was cracking up inside the entire time. And no, I didn't get shot down, I know she's going to ask me, she just got a little nervous. It felt SO good to be on the other side of that kind of situation for once, its so much easier.

 

[ssbb_lover]

^^ You like her? Like like like like like etc. her?

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

Not really, but I think she does. Everyone expected me to take her to homecoming but I didn't feel like going this year so everyone got worked up because I messed everything up and whatnot xD She was cool about it though.

 

[ssbb_lover]

You're a junior, right?

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

Sophomore.

 

[ssbb_lover]

What. :-O


...



[the begging question]....Is she hot? Lmao. My friend who's a junior this year didn't go out with a girl who asked him because she wasn't hot. :/



WAH WAH WAH

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

Yeah, she's great. Just not who I'm looking at.

...wait, I've been looking at the same girl for 2 years [she's had a bf]. Damn I lead a sad life.

[/midlife crisis]

 

[Fox]

lol, buncha High School kids

VOTING RON PAUL FOR US PRESIDENT = MANNNNNLLLYYY

 

[Brawny]

Being worried about girls = Manly

Being worried about looks = Not Manly

@ Tails: Ron Paul is the biggest blithering idiot ever, although at least you're not a dem.

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

Being worried about girls = Manly

I beg to differ.

 

[Frogger]

...Well this is what happens when you go to an event at a girls' school...

Emma says:
You're so my best friend.
Are we going as a couple to that thing or are you cheating on me with Natalie?
Kirsty says:
How about a three-some?
Emma says:
...Now that's a bit tacky for me.
Kirsty says:
xD Well it's either that or you don't get me at all!
Emma says:
FINE, SELL YOURSELF TO ANOTHER WOMAN. You'll never have the satisfaction I gave you.
Kirsty says:
Lmfao. You know I still love you.
Emma says:
Enough to betray me?

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

Wait, what thread are we in again?

 

[Frogger]

The how many times can I be invited to a threesome? Thread.

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

No, it isn't.

 

[Brawny]

***** fights FTL

THE SINGLE BEST REASON TO BE A MAN