Spit Ya Game

[GCommander]

Was that a Commando naked joke?
Did it come out of the mouth of a bloke?
Let me continue this thread revival
By relying on rap music as a source of survival
Don't pray to god or read a bible
Don't copy other rappers ****
Come up with your own spit
If you can't take it just say that you quit
You are stinking worse than rotting cheese
I will have you begging on your knees
While you are down there why don't you clean my Nike's
Look at your states you guys wear rags
Our style makes your country look like fags
Oh was that harsh? Did I make you cry?
I'm fresh out of flight school cause I'm so fly :devil:

 

[King Wiired]

Look give in, I mean you might as well quit bish
You're now saying 'bloke,' just admit you wish you were British
Mah rhymes are so good yo' gotta obey this
then you might be as fit as Kevin Davies
Don't know who that is? Okay, I've linked you up down below
Take note, and you'll understand how I've schooled you twice bro.
That girl you fancy doesn't like you, she's been up on farmer Wiired now
and that's her nickname for me 'cause she keeps begging me to plough
Straight out of flight school? Well here's a coincidential display
'cause I'm a highjacker and it's Independence Day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

 

[GCommander]

You go by the name of King Wiired
You won't make it in the rap business you will be fired
Unlike me I'll do good and I will get hired
You think that I wish to be British? What are you smoking!?
It's one of your funny jokes because I know that you are joking
You wanna dizz on my crush huh King?
Take a look at yours and you will tell that me and her have been f***ing
Come on come up with something better to say
I thought that you wanted to play?
I'm from Oakland the ghetto side of the Californian Bay
It's accross from San Francisco the city with the gays
Catch me wearing a 51fifty hat with a logo of the Oakland A's
Don't expect me to give up my raps because I'm here to stay.

 

[King Wiired]

I see you've stepped your game up, nice to see I'm your influence
I mean you've said my jokes are funny, which is clearly at your expense
And also my last verse featured lines made from Jam'
He's never spit before yet damn, he set you an exam
and you've failed, bailed to even attempt something good
I keep forgetting that California is the basis of the hood..
Considering, you're the other side watching the 'city of the gays'
Man up, jump the border and admit your closet ways
It's greener on the other side, well at least in your case
You died at the start, odds are on Wiired in this horse race.

 

[GCommander]

What the f*** do you think you know about California?
Last time I checked you lived in Great Britania.
But there is nothing great about it
If we invade your country what you gonna do? ****!
You know why? Because you are a pussy little Brit
Who can't even spit :wtf:
But I will show you what the rap game is all about
I ain't Lil Jon so I don't need to shout
Just read my lyrics and you will see a route
That challenging me to this game is like being trapped in a cage and there is no way out.

 

[Lewi T]

What up ***** Lewda's in town
Just droppin' in cos' I heard a clown
GC I see you dissin' my nation
Damn boy you got a lot to learn today son
We made you without us you wouldn't even be around
Wouldn't live
Couldn't give
A breath to be found
You're all fat, but **** this kid's from CA
You know dat, must mean this kid can play
this rap game, ha, don't make me smirk
You sound lame, a shame, like a dumbass berk
My man Wiired so fresh he killed you before
So I'll go now that I've just nailed your coffin door.

 

[GCommander]

Oh I see you want a 2 vs 1
I got enough raps to make you two run
Are you trying to say that the U.K is better than the U.S.A?
When the colonies were formed I thought that you guys were gonna stay
You guys got your ass beat and that made you guys sail away
No wonder the whole world thinks that you guys are gay
Did I just say that? No freaking way
The U.K is ok but the U.S is better
Our girls are hotter and they get wetter
You guys can't stunn like us with our 6-4 Impala's with interior leather
I could just say that my country is greater :thumbsup:

 

[King Wiired]

Racist, homophobic and damn right ignorant
Next you'll be sailing into my country, you sound like an immigrant
Now go on to Google and do us both a fa-vour
Search 'Britain is ****' then the same for California you whore
Which gets more results? We know Google never lies
Your girls are only wetter from sweating off them french fries
I try to read your lines, but you might as well type smdflksmlfgksdmg
Because I've actually got hype, no-ones reading what you write
That's why people enter this thread, looking for something good to read
So you best go to bed, before the beasts let off his lead.
p.s captain LT, appreciate the extra nail
Playing music with his bones, he's barely a minor scale.

 

[Foxy]

Mikhail, I may have to dump you for Lewi. He blew my mind.

*cleans up*

 

[GCommander]

I don't care who it be
I'm gonna be me
Staying ignorant, saying what I want to because I'm in the land of the free
I say a lot of stuff that you would not agree
That ***** King Wiired is mad
He's not gonna take this game any longer to him it's just a fad
If you are getting offended just read the first page
Rapping with me is like getting locked with a tiger in a cage
My raps are magic but I'm not a wizard or a sage
I suggest that you forget about rap and listen to some rockband
Get ideas from the Beatles they are from Britain
Like in the memory of Shakir I have to shout Oakland

 

[King Wiired]

Woah hold up.. what happened mate, back in your first verse
When you were talking about bitches and hos, every line had a curse
Did you realise something? Infact I don't even have to milk this pup
'cause it's clear to me you realised you had to step your game up
To even be able to say, 'Wiired, yeah he gave me some enmity'
If you wanna be close to me, jeezus, 2 sugars in my tea.
But please, here have a dime but you need to look bro to see
That your lines don't even rhyme, this class isn't for poetry
And cause you have no rhythm you can't get away
without rhyming lines, but I can, as you can now see.
Decision time, embarass yourself, be free, and enjoy life alone
Or shine my shoes whilst I wait for a real challenger to my throne.

 

[GCommander]

WTF? ***** you don't even have a throne
All that royalty isn't real it's all in your chromedome
A stick or a stone may break a bone but your crappy lyrics make people moan
If you had a concert everyone would of had gone home
You will be in the stage all alone
Do you really want to spit game like me
Your playing future Snoop or T.I.P
There will be pretty girls in the V.I.P
I don't need an I.D cause I'm a M.V.P
Because your country is gay it doesn't mean it's ok
We could invade that ***** and control it in a day
Because you can't mess with the U.S motherf***ing A :nono:

 

[Foxy]

Now y'all, I makin' it known
I was born for that throne
Yo' all ***** this, ***** that
You're nothin' but a pussy cat
Now, please stop spittin'
So I can start hittin'
Your girl would like that ya see
I just can't wait to get down on one knee
So sit down kid
And a good bye I bid
I'll leave you ponder on your stool
how I made you look a fool

OMFGBESTESTFIRSTATTEMPTEVARRRR

 

[King Wiired]

thread winrar ^

nice sig.

 

[GCommander]

Oh **** another Brit joined the game
Too bad that like the rest of them he's lame
He tried to be romantic but sounded like ****
This is rap not poetry so know what to spit
His name is Foxy and he's a mod
Too bad that nobody will add his songs to an iPod
But that boy is trying so just nod and aplaud
I was warming up at the beggining but my competition grew
It feels like the Hallocaust and I am the Jew
If I'm the Jew then that makes you the Nazis
And that means that you guys will go down against us Americans because we are real O.G's