Simple ways of annoying peole in the real world

[Maemi]

Haha, ahh school, so much fun.

We used to shout 'arse' (don't ask why it's arse) ridiculously loud whilst the teacher was talking and had his/her back turned. It was the funniest thing, we'd get as many people to get ready, then we'd signal, and everyone would shout it then just act as if nothing had happened. The teachers just didn't know what to do.

We do the same thing but with burgers... I don't know who started it but I can't play because my voice is very distinctive.

 

[Brawny]

We do the same thing but with burgers... I don't know who started it but I can't play because my voice is very distinctive.

We shout "Bette" (her name) before she walks in. (She's always late). Whoever says it loudest before she enters wins.

 

[Gikoku Harakami]

Constantly tap your fingers on the table/desk... gets 'em every time.

Then when they tell you to stop, start patting your hands on your lap.... and then when they tell you stop again, move onto popping your lips or whistling. :lol:

 

[Minto]

poke them with something sharp

 

[mushroomedmario]

narrate everything the person is doing

 

[DBloke]

narrate every thing your doing
narrate your life

 

[Lewi T]

narrate every thing your doing
narrate your life

Peter Griffin style.