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- May 21, 2007
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dont know him... dont like him... 0/10 here's my complaint about him:
My complaint about Stranger
The following are simply some random thoughts that have been rattling about my head of late and that I'd like to let out -- a little house cleaning, if you will. First and foremost, I like to face facts. I like to look reality right in the eye and not pretend it's something else. And the reality of our present situation is this: It seems clear that Stranger should just face the facts. But we ought to look at the matter in a broader framework before we draw final conclusions on the subject: We see that Stranger's emotionally biased and expletive-filled notions push home the point that recidivism appears to have triumphed. I trust that I have not shocked any of you by writing that. However, I do realize that some of my readers may feel that much of what I have penned about Stranger in this letter is heartless and in violation of our Christian duty to love everyone. If so, I can say only that Stranger's opuscula reek of escapism. I use the word "reek" because pharisaism is not merely an attack on our moral fiber. It is also a politically motivated attack on knowledge. The devil not only finds too much mischief for idle hands to do, but increasingly in our contemporary world, he causes grotesque yokels to formulate social policies and action programs based on the most scurrilous sorts of corporatism in existence. The wisdom that comes from maturation of the spirit, mind, and body will some day prevail over the idiocy of Stranger's expedients, the point being that his peevish, snooty editorials violate values so important to our sense of community. Stranger then blames us for that. Now there's a prizewinning example of psychological projection if I've ever seen one. I wonder if he really believes the things he says. He knows they're not true, doesn't he? The answer is rather depressing but I'll tell you anyway. The answer begins with the observation that if Stranger gets his way, none of us will be able to hold out the prospect of societal peace, prosperity, and a return to sane values and certainties. Therefore, we must not let Stranger desecrate personal religious objects.
I have a scientist's respect for objective truth. That's why I'm telling you that Stranger's ballyhoos are rife with contradictions and difficulties; they're thoroughly garrulous, meet no objective criteria, and are unsuited for a supposedly educated population. And as if that weren't enough, if Fate desired that Stranger make a correct application of what he had read about Pyrrhonism, it would have to indicate title and page number, since the nit-picky big-mouth would otherwise never in all his life find the correct place. But since Fate does not do this, there are two classes of people in this world. There are those who leave a generation of people planted in the mud of a grumpy world, to begin a new life in the shadows of phallocentrism, and there are those who take a proactive, rather than a reactive, stance. Stranger fits neatly into the former category, of course. Of all of Stranger's exaggerations and incorrect comparisons, one in particular stands out: "Taxpayers are a magic purse that never runs out of gold." I don't know where he came up with this, but his statement is dead wrong.
I feel that writing this letter is like celestial navigation. Before directional instruments were invented, sailors navigated the seas by fixing their compass on the North Star. But for those of us who make our living trying to honor our nation's glorious mosaic of cultures and ethnicities, it is important to consider that it's astounding that he has found a way to work the words "transubstantiatively" and "counterdisengagement" into his opinions. However, you may find it even more astounding that the justification he gave for seeking to develop a Pavlovian reflex in us, to make us afraid to enable all people to achieve their potential as human beings was one of the most catty justifications I've ever heard. It was so catty, in fact, that I will not repeat it here. Even without hearing the details you can still see my point quite clearly: Stranger should learn to appreciate what he has instead of feeling so oppressed because he can't do everything he wants, every time he wants to. If Stranger thinks that he can make me turn to a life of crime, then he's barking up the wrong tree. How did he get so poxy? I have my theories, but they're only speculation. At any rate, he should not thrust all of us into scenarios rife with personal animosities and petty resentments. Not now, not ever. Okay, this letter has become much too long so I'll just jump right to the punchline: Stranger's genius for crime, squalor, and disorder has once again asserted itself.
My complaint about Stranger
The following are simply some random thoughts that have been rattling about my head of late and that I'd like to let out -- a little house cleaning, if you will. First and foremost, I like to face facts. I like to look reality right in the eye and not pretend it's something else. And the reality of our present situation is this: It seems clear that Stranger should just face the facts. But we ought to look at the matter in a broader framework before we draw final conclusions on the subject: We see that Stranger's emotionally biased and expletive-filled notions push home the point that recidivism appears to have triumphed. I trust that I have not shocked any of you by writing that. However, I do realize that some of my readers may feel that much of what I have penned about Stranger in this letter is heartless and in violation of our Christian duty to love everyone. If so, I can say only that Stranger's opuscula reek of escapism. I use the word "reek" because pharisaism is not merely an attack on our moral fiber. It is also a politically motivated attack on knowledge. The devil not only finds too much mischief for idle hands to do, but increasingly in our contemporary world, he causes grotesque yokels to formulate social policies and action programs based on the most scurrilous sorts of corporatism in existence. The wisdom that comes from maturation of the spirit, mind, and body will some day prevail over the idiocy of Stranger's expedients, the point being that his peevish, snooty editorials violate values so important to our sense of community. Stranger then blames us for that. Now there's a prizewinning example of psychological projection if I've ever seen one. I wonder if he really believes the things he says. He knows they're not true, doesn't he? The answer is rather depressing but I'll tell you anyway. The answer begins with the observation that if Stranger gets his way, none of us will be able to hold out the prospect of societal peace, prosperity, and a return to sane values and certainties. Therefore, we must not let Stranger desecrate personal religious objects.
I have a scientist's respect for objective truth. That's why I'm telling you that Stranger's ballyhoos are rife with contradictions and difficulties; they're thoroughly garrulous, meet no objective criteria, and are unsuited for a supposedly educated population. And as if that weren't enough, if Fate desired that Stranger make a correct application of what he had read about Pyrrhonism, it would have to indicate title and page number, since the nit-picky big-mouth would otherwise never in all his life find the correct place. But since Fate does not do this, there are two classes of people in this world. There are those who leave a generation of people planted in the mud of a grumpy world, to begin a new life in the shadows of phallocentrism, and there are those who take a proactive, rather than a reactive, stance. Stranger fits neatly into the former category, of course. Of all of Stranger's exaggerations and incorrect comparisons, one in particular stands out: "Taxpayers are a magic purse that never runs out of gold." I don't know where he came up with this, but his statement is dead wrong.
I feel that writing this letter is like celestial navigation. Before directional instruments were invented, sailors navigated the seas by fixing their compass on the North Star. But for those of us who make our living trying to honor our nation's glorious mosaic of cultures and ethnicities, it is important to consider that it's astounding that he has found a way to work the words "transubstantiatively" and "counterdisengagement" into his opinions. However, you may find it even more astounding that the justification he gave for seeking to develop a Pavlovian reflex in us, to make us afraid to enable all people to achieve their potential as human beings was one of the most catty justifications I've ever heard. It was so catty, in fact, that I will not repeat it here. Even without hearing the details you can still see my point quite clearly: Stranger should learn to appreciate what he has instead of feeling so oppressed because he can't do everything he wants, every time he wants to. If Stranger thinks that he can make me turn to a life of crime, then he's barking up the wrong tree. How did he get so poxy? I have my theories, but they're only speculation. At any rate, he should not thrust all of us into scenarios rife with personal animosities and petty resentments. Not now, not ever. Okay, this letter has become much too long so I'll just jump right to the punchline: Stranger's genius for crime, squalor, and disorder has once again asserted itself.
