Quotable Quotes Game

[oxhaker]

i saved this convo on aim from my phone, i dont really use msn much. im really glad it saves the message history because i found this hilarious..this guy somehow gets my sn and thinks its his girlfriends or someone..im stolenmidget by the way

drinkrat182 : hey babi
stolenmidget : whos this
drinkrat182: you forgot about me?
stolenmidget : ohh im sorry something came up.......
drinkrat182 : so what's going on?
stolenmidget : nothin
stolenmidget : u
drinkrat182 : chillin
stolenmidget : cool
drinkrat182 : want to go to the moovies?
stolenmidget : sure thing
drinkrat182 : u see transformers yet?
stolenmidget : no
stolenmidget : u wanna go see it right now
drinkrat182 : yeh, let's do it
drinkrat182 : i think it's showing at 8
stolenmidget : sweet
drinkrat182 : want to meet there?
stolenmidget : yeah totally
drinkrat182 : see u there
stolenmidget : i cant wait, ill be wearing my football uniform
drinkrat182 : cool i guess.. im just wearing jeans n tshirt..cya at 8


i really wonder if he was looking for some chick in a football uniform that night

lol just lol

 

[Foxy]

That's clearly taken from somwhere else(copy and paste); therefore it was all planned to appear in this thread, wow, very good.

Edit:

Forget explaining, if you are just going to think I would make that up to post here then bully for you.

 

[Axtlar]

Wow, man there was no need for an explanation, it was just a joke, you know how things are around here, but it's ok, and sorry for the misunderstanding.

 

[Foxy]

Wow, man there was no need for an explanation, it was just a joke, you know how things are around here.

No I Don't?

 

[Brawny]

WELL THEN >>

Tyler says:
Triple H's tits > Emma's tits
[Oh no he didn't!]
Adam says:
I'd quote that if I had the balls.

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

This thread is alive because of me, and only me.

I'd like to thank myself for keeping this thread alive, and give myself the funny person of the year award. Thanks to all my friends and family, but most importantly me, how do I do it? Perhaps I should invest in a comedy class. You guys can start signing up as soon as you like. Although, I can't garuntee you'll end up being as funny as me, that'd be going a bit overboard on expectations, don't you think? Well then, I'll get back to being funny before the world stops spinning.

 

[trisyyy]

look at the spoiler in my sig, if not, tortillachip said this for the "random" thread.

tortillachip:this cosmic yogurt doesn't treat me like a sofa

 

[kronau]

You choose to hide from me:yikes:

Anyway;

>>C a p p i n' J a m<<™ says:
meh
dont talk to cloud

Mark says:
Yeah, lol


>>C a p p i n' J a m<<™ says:
I meant I don't, never have yet.

Mark says:
I don't know how to tell you this, but Cloud's inclinations, though creative, are a yawning abyss of pessimism. First things first: What I call drugged-out autocrats are born, not made. That dictum is as unimpeachable as the "poeta nascitur, non fit" that it echoes and as irreproachable as the brocard that anyone who has spent much time wading through the pious, obscurantist, jargon-filled cant
that now passes for "advanced" thought in the humanities already knows that Cloud is blinded by greed. What may be news, however, is that if I seem a bit dodgy, it's only because I'm trying to communicate with him on his own level.
Cloud has a vested interest in maintaining the myths that keep his band loyal to him. His principal myth is that his tricks enhance performance standards, productivity, and competitiveness. The truth is that when I hear Cloud say that a totalitarian dictatorship is the best form of government we could possibly have, I have to wonder about him. Is he utterly pharisaical?
Is he simply being moonstruck? Or is he merely embracing a delusion in which he must believe in order to continue believing in himself? The answer has two parts to it. The first part regards the manner in which Cloud wouldn't be able to fabricate all sorts of foul ad-hoc rules and regulations if he were working on a level playing field.
The second part of the answer is focused on the the way that there is a simple answer to the question of what to do about his announcements. The difficult part is in implementing the answer. The answer is that we must shout back at his propaganda.
Unfortunately, most people have been so brainwashed by Cloud's materialistic, stentorian obiter dicta that when push comes to shove they'll end up siding with Cloud. That's why we must stick to the facts and offer only those arguments that can be supported by those facts.
He apparently can't tell the difference between flirting and sexual harassment, between white lies and perjury, or between a schoolboy carrying a butter knife and carrying a switchblade and if you don't believe me then you should take the initiative to fight to the end for our Ideas and Ideals. His chums are tools. Like a hammer or an axe, they are not inherently evil or destructive.
The evil is in the force that manipulates them and uses them for destructive purposes. That evil is Cloud, who wants nothing less than to devise hate-filled scams to get money for nothing.
My purpose here is not to improve the physical and spiritual quality of life for the population at present and for those yet to come. Well, okay, it is. But I should point out that the first thing we need to do is to get Cloud to admit that he has a problem. He should be counseled to recite the following:
* I, Cloud, am a childish braggadocio.
* I have been a participant in a giant scheme to grasp at straws, trying to find increasingly irritating ways to poison the relationship between teacher and student.
* I hereby admit my addiction to frotteurism. I ask for the strength and wisdom to fight this addiction.
Once Cloud realizes that he has a problem, maybe then he'll see that his goal is to worsen an already unstable situation. How muzzy-headed is that? How morally crippled? How loathsome?
I have to laugh when Cloud says that "metanarratives" are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity. Where in the world did he get that Idea?
Not only does that Idea contain absolutely no substance whatsoever but he is typical of shambolic cozeners in his wild invocations to the irrational, the magic, and the fantastic to dramatize his insults. Although the themes in his activities are limited, those of us who are still sane, those of us who still have a firm grip on reality,
those of us who still maintain that his encomiasts merely present their allegations as though they were true, a technique known as a "conclusory" or "Kierkegaardian" leap, have an obligation to do more than just observe what he is doing from a safe distance. We have an obligation to upbraid him for being so nasty. We have an obligation to teach incompetent, macabre monomaniacs about tolerance.
And we have an obligation to begin the debate about his prank phone calls. Sorry for babbling so much, but some time ago, in the aftermath of Cloud's last volley of attacks, a group of the most predatory duffers you'll ever see began to heat the cauldron of terror until it boils over into our daily lives.
There, I'm done ranting now.

>>C a p p i n' J a m<<™ says:
...:|
Just Plain; :|
Quite frankly I found that was a delightful read not only that but an inspiring speech upon the morale downs in todays society.

This whole thing came from absolutely nowhere, that's what a casual talk turns into... >_>

I dont have time to read this!

 

[Brawny]

And I don't have the time to have to scroll past it every time. Edit that at once.

 

[Brawny]

Emma says: TOODLES
My sister says: Hey I say toodles too!! No Way No Way
Emma says: I think I might stop.
My sister says: Why.
Emma says: ......No reason!
My sister says: Ok. Well talk to you later!!!
Emma says: ...Sure?
My sister says: I'm Just kidding. i probably won't talk to you.

Hahahha

 

[kiraownsurmom]

thats so heartless
HAHA!!!!

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

She deserves it.

 

[Brawny]

I'm going to get killed when she gets on. ^_^

My sister says: Here is Adam
Wait he is playing guitar hero. he will Be right Back.
Emma says: Playing that freaking game again?
My sister says: Yup.
Emma says: Mine's still on order...
My sister says: You'r getting it to?
Emma says: Of course I bloody well am.
My sister says: Sweet. What kind of Game Console Thing do You have.

I am ashamed to call that grammar my relation. I'm adopted SO EVERYTHING IS OKAY.

 

[Frogger]

(20:46) Tyler: technically, all land masses are islands.
I'm smart :]
(20:46) Emma: Technically, you're American and therefore are not smart.
(20:47) Tyler: Generalities are a *****.
(20:47) Tyler: You're British, and therefore you're overpriced.
xD
(20:48) Emma: Well I wouldn't charge any less for this.

(00:18) Tyler: We watched Ghandi today.
You brits are freaking cruel!
(00:18) Emma: ...WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN?
(00:19) Tyler: Freaking worked India to death!
(00:19) Emma: WE SET THEM FREE.
EVENTUALLY.
(00:19) Tyler: AFTER RUINING THEIR COUNTRY
(00:19) Emma: ...WE DID THAT TO YOU AS WELL.
And then you made it worse.

(17:55) Emma: ...WHAT?
(17:55) Tyler: nothing.
(17:55) Emma: Okay?
(17:56) Tyler: yeah.
(17:56) Emma: SURE?
(17:57) Tyler: Yes, I am sure.
(17:57) Emma: ...Whatever you say.
(17:57) Tyler: No, not what I say.
(17:57) Emma: Bloody yank.
(17:58) Tyler: Bloody Blood
(17:58) Emma: ...AAAAAAHHHHH?
(17:58) Tyler: No.
(17:58) Emma: Yeah, I'm going now.

(01:57) Emma: It gets me there faster, with less bother!
(01:59) Tyler: sounds like a slogan for a sex toy...

(02:29) Tyler: whats a ayumi hamasaki?
(02:29) Emma: I think my soul just died.

Ahahaha, this was just December. D:

 

[Brawny]

I miss my quotes...you're getting better, Emma. =(

I laughed out loud at the America pot-shot. You know you'd like it here if we had a better welfare system. =P

XD @ not knowing Ayumi...