Person above you died?

[Splash_King]

Died since you had no heart.

 

[TampaBondo]

Died since you had no brain.

 

[Splash_King]

Died of suffocation from his own stink.

 

[Stonedoll]

You forgot to breath and died.

 

[TampaBondo]

Stonedoll's Epitapth...
Here lies Stonedoll dead at last...
No one missed him after he passed.
He thought he'd written the very best post...
but sadly he's the one who died the most.

 

[bxym]

Tamba died from a carebear stare

 

[Splash_King]

Bxym tried to hug a creeper.

 

[bxym]

CK looked at an enderman

 

[Mr. MR]

bxym tried to get rid of his silverfish infestation without calling a professional exterminator

House died by silverfish
You died by a Dalek

 

[TampaBondo]

Mr. MR died when he was checking out at a CVS/pharmacy and this happened...

 

[Mr. MR]

Died for accidental posts

 

[TampaBondo]

Mr. Mr died for doing the obvious...

 

[Stonedoll]

Tampa died by random amputation. You choose were to stop.

 

[Mr. MR]

Stonedoll entered a voice controlled vacuum chamber

 

[Splash_King]

Been awhile since there's been a creative one, I like it (... literally).

MR accidentally discharged his firearm while takin' a dump, causin' 'em to bleed out.

/too many RDR references today