One Big Happy Family! (game)

[Brawny]

Oh, didn't read we're supposed to be acting .

*busts in the front door*

I'm BAAACCKKKKKKK throw me a par-tay bitches!

 

[ssbb_lover]

I was going to mention someone who's name begins with "E" was on a pole, but I decided not to for fear of...fearful things.

*whistles*

Anyways. I can't go into this strip club, I think you guys are trying to kill me for some reason. :X

 

[Axtlar]

Is that...no.

It is! It is! Axtlar, its Celeste over on that pole!

what?!! hey Cel-! oh, damn, did you see how she slided down upside down? that's my woman!

 

[wario2ooo]

what?!! hey Cel-! oh, damn, did you see how she slided down upside down? that's my woman!

"omg.......omg!.....OMG!!!"

 

[kiraownsurmom]

>.>
hey,psst,ill buy that gun from you

 

[Axtlar]

^Cousin!! when did you get heere? anyway, don't ever buy stuff from this guy here, it's all Anthraxitic, but hey! have a seat with over here..

 

[kiraownsurmom]

nu-uh
arsenic
*sits down with knife dehind back*
oh yeah guys
*takes out knife*
give me all your lap dance coupons

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

*Quickly hands over coupons for fear of own health*
Why bother with a cheap imitation when we can have the real thing at Axtlar's house.

 

[Axtlar]

what are you doing?! you psycho! haha come here *grabs him by the neck and knucles his head* you know we got lap dances for free!

 

[kiraownsurmom]

...um,ew?
that kinda goes with your post for the threesome...

*Drives Axtlar back to house to finish threesome*

*shakes it off*
:back to crazy: anyway...hey baby,yeah you. get over here

 

[bw!]

drives a monster truck and runs over wario


LOL

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

^The dog did that?

 

[Marioman]

Yea I don't get it either...

 

[kiraownsurmom]

uh-oh
*divides by 0*
hahaha in a suicide attampt i,oh shi-

 

[wario2ooo]

-steps out of the club and notice no one is here to pick him up-

"where is everyone?....guess i'll walk home then"

-starts to walk....and all of a sudden.....a black van stops beside wario-

"what the?....."

-a group of men come out and grab wario-

"LET ME GO!!!"

-the men throw wario into the van and drive off into the night-