LMAO. That was funny as hell. I can see why you thought it would work, but it's still funny. Can't tell you what to do. You can try facing the SD slot to the ground and shaking it and if it doesn't come out, you'll have to call Nintendo. Keep in mind though; it wasn't a hardware problem on their part, it was a usage problem on yours, and they might not replace it because of that (unless you bought an additional warranty).