Kill the person above you thread

[Acdude6]

then he spit me back out and became the hottest man alive!

 

[TortillaChip520]

you become a male model but are crushed under a pile of your adoring fans.

 

[Acdude6]

you were one of them and my body gards came and shot you to death!

 

[TortillaChip520]

another you comes from a parallel dimension, and you have a parallel fight to the death. and you both win.

 

[mushroomedmario]

another you comes from a parallel dimension, and you have a parallel fight to the death. and you both win.

i eat you

 

[TortillaChip520]

im poisonous, and you're lactose intolerant.

 

[mushroomedmario]

or so you think...... as i sneak behind you and knife you in the face :yikes:

wait what the hell, how'd you stab me in the face as your behind me,,,,,and why???

While you knife mushroomedmario i sneak behind you and axe you in the head

Mushroomedmario:=o Waterloo : Student?

yeah at a high school, i'm in hopes of getting into uow in two years though
(to tortilla)
i karate smasck you in the kneck

 

[TortillaChip520]

ur a sophmore?or a junior.

whatever you are, the freshmen annoy you to death.

 

[mushroomedmario]

i'm going into grade 12, but i'm staying an extra year, to bump up grades and what not

 

[TortillaChip520]

did u take summer school 4 extra credits too?

cuz if you did....you'd die.

 

[mushroomedmario]

i was supposed to this summer, but i dind't get my papers in on time

 

[Acdude6]

i give you a wii and when you turn it on it turns into a PS3 you scream "I WANTED A WII!! then fait and hit your head and bleed to death!!

 

[toadsage]

well i killed all of u w/ a nuke and all who survived are now mutants except my clone died instead of me

 

[TortillaChip520]

i bunch of *REAL* ninja's come and slay you for disgracing ninjas!!

 

[toadsage]

except instead of killing me they showed me how to be a real ninja and #1 rule kill so im coming to kill u all oh im behind u right now no 2 the left ohh kunai knife right between the eyes thats got 2 hurt