Kill the person above you thread

[Mr. MR]

Died in a sandstorm, which was caused by the mere presence of Tyranitar

 

[Splash_King]

Tried to Pursuit a Celebi that had just used Grass Knot; got Focus Blast'd by the disguised Zoroark instead.

 

[Mr. MR]

Died when you tryed to outspeed my tyranitar with your magikarp
oh wait
YOU DON'T USE MAGIKARP

 

[Splash_King]

LIES AND DECEIT!

OHK'd (One-Hit Killed) by my 'Karp's Splash for not realizing that it had a Focus Sash.

Impending murder via Sandstorm incoming.

 

[TampaBondo]

Killed CK AND Mr. MR with a Drumhead shotgun blast to their skulls for having yet ANOTHER online poke-battle in this thread!

I then proceeded to gather up ALL pokemon / pokeballs in existance...
Stack them up into one huge pile...
Poured gasoline all over them...
Lit the whole thing up with a match...
Watched them burn...
And then further decimated what was left with a nuclear blast.

And Pokemon died forever. Amen.

 

[Splash_King]

Tamps was Splashed by the heavenly embodiment of my soul: the one and only God, 'Karp.

And it was good. Amen.

 

[TampaBondo]

CK killed by armeggeddon just as it was revealed in Revelations. Amen.

 

[Splash_King]

Tamps was brutally executed in public by the 'KGB ('Karp's Godlike Battleforce) for believing in prophecies not supported by 'Karpism.

I've unintentionally turned 'Karpism into a Pastafarianism clone somehow loooooool.

 

[TampaBondo]

Karp is killed by all the terroist decendents of Tamps

 

[Splash_King]

Murdered Tamps in secret with a crowbar, for 'Karp was a traitor.

 

[TampaBondo]

Kills karp with his own jokes...

 

[Splash_King]

What a painful way t' go...

Humiliated Tamps with a knife kill.

Humiliation!

 

[TampaBondo]

Kills Karp with a digital computer virus that causes his computer to explode...all because he's a smug little hater...
:eek1: Ohhhhh no i didn't!?

...and yes, this post is at least 5 words! *SLAP

 

[Splash_King]

Spammed ProxyTon 'till Tamps ragequit and overreacted to the point of havin' a heart attack.

This post is also moar than five words. rules ftw

 

[TampaBondo]

Kills you with five words.