Kill the person above you thread

[Flobert]

you die from being a retard

 

[alexbel]

I kill you like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQTp5BL5MMU&feature=related

 

[DBloke]

I place you in a fictional reality that is being hand written by my self, but then I scrap the story and have you killed off

 

[Flobert]

i kill you with the INCREDIBLY VAGUE METROID: 0THER M TRAILER

 

[BakaSamm.exe]

Pokemon Trainer RED challenges you to a battle! He calls out his Pikachu, and attacks you cos he mistook you for a pokemon. What can I say? It's friggin' blizzarding everywhere and messing with RED's vision. You definitely died from the insane amount of thunderboltage Pikachu attacked you with.

 

[TopAce]

I kill you plain and simple with a knife to the throath and then i use warlock magic to re-animate your body, than i kill you again, and again, and so on for all eternety.

 

[BakaSamm.exe]

After taking The End's rifle and defeating him, Naked Snake notices you, mistaking you for one of Ocelot's unit. He steadily takes aim, and hits you dead on with this tranquilizing rifle. Once you're knocked out cold, he goes down, steals your wallet, and then takes out his M1911A1 and shoots you in the face multiple times. To ensure you're dead, he lights you on fire with his flamethrower. You burn to a crisp and die.

 

[Bebel130]

u die of a dangerous pregnancy i give u

 

[Neosquid]

You die of AIDs, caused by raping so many women, you perv.

 

[Bebel130]

you die of saying rape and me stabbing you afterwords

it wasnt rape

 

[Neosquid]

You die of AIDs, caused by having sex with too many prostitutes, you perv.

 

[Bebel130]

ur calling me a dog and her a prostitute ITS TIME TO Bake

u die of being a virgin

 

[Flobert]

you see a flash and then its over but you're still conscious to hear the sound of the rifle you count 1001 1002 1003 1004 1005 five f***ing miles and then its really over

 

[WiiAssasin]

While you were being a “Sniper Extraordinare”, I snuck up behind you and slit your throat.

 

[Neosquid]

~Giant bump

What? I like this thread.....

While you were being a “Sniper Extraordinare”, I snuck up behind you and slit your throat.

I use my time machine to send you back to when the Earth was a ball of molten rock.