Kill the person above you thread

[steelersfatboy]

i get david blaine to come use his magic cards to use them to cut your wrists and you turn emo, then you jump out of a car going at 110 MPH and you slowly die there on the road................BOOM! another car runs over you, and you end up dying quickly

 

[wario2ooo]

-stuffs u into a treasure chest and throws u into the ocean-

 

[Slimi]

while your throwing steelersfatboyinto the ocean you trip into the ocean too and drown

 

[asdfghjkl]

i push u and the ocean, but u know how to swim.....but a meteor smashes you.

 

[ZeLdA4LiFe]

dress you up in a big banana costume and watch all the monkeys slowly eat you alive

 

[asdfghjkl]

as a ghost i throw the monkeys at you.

 

[ZeLdA4LiFe]

call luigi and since your a ghost, he'll use his vacuum and suck you in and never ever let you out

 

[Slimi]

you die from old age

 

[asdfghjkl]

you think my ashes are sugar so u put me in cereal and eat me, then u get poisoned

 

[Slimi]

you die from old age too

 

[wario2ooo]

........-eats you all-.....yummy

 

[ZeLdA4LiFe]

you die of a stomach ache

 

[Slimi]

you also die from old age

 

[wario2ooo]

-takes some anti-acid-

 

[asdfghjkl]

make you listen to kids bops: greatest hits. causing your immortal soul to be vaporized.