How to stop telemarketers

[WiiWouldLike2Play]

haha! good ones.. my dad always say "stop calling or ill sue you" then they just say "oh im so sorry sir ill stop" lol

 

[wiiCrazy]

I got another good one:

Tele: hello i would like to sell you something
Me: Umm sure, i am just masturbating right now but please do go on
Tele:....ok....
Me: O yah....uuhhh....yes....o yah....
Tele:...

HAHAH

Me: Yes could you speak SLOWER, and say "youve been approved" again but say it sexy!

What i do; 2 words SOUND BOARDS, i actually look forward to tele calls, so does darth vader and dr. Phil!