Captain Falcon Owning

[Toon_Link]

I CAUGHT A LV. 100 SEAKINGZ TODAY! **** YEAH!

Anyway, I haven't any more badass Captain Falcon brawls.

 

[Splash_King]

I CAUGHT A LV. 100 SEAKINGZ TODAY! **** YEAH!

F*CK YEAH!

http://media.photobucket.com/image/**** yeah seaking/w00tzorz/****_YEAH_SEAKING.jpg?o=15

To remain on topic (no matter how **** YEAH! worthy Seaking is), I FOWLCON PAWNCH!ed Bio in a Brawl earlier. Zamus couldn't handle the manliness, and was sent back to the kitchen. [/referrence]

 

[Toon_Link]

F*CK YEAH!

http://media.photobucket.com/image/**** yeah seaking/w00tzorz/****_YEAH_SEAKING.jpg?o=15

To remain on topic (no matter how **** YEAH! worthy Seaking is), I FOWLCON PAWNCH!ed Bio in a Brawl earlier. Zamus couldn't handle the manliness, and was sent back to the kitchen. [/referrence]

Oh, that so? Well, I was playing a Team Brawl in online. I was playing as Captain Falcon. I got teamed up with a Marth user and we went against Snake and Pikachu. IMA GO RIGHT TO THE EPICNESS.

SO, LIEK, BITCHASS SNAKE TRYING TO GET INTO THE STAGE WITH HIS FLYING MACHINE. SO, I, LIEK, DOUBLE JUMP...... FALCOH....*CHARGES FALCON PUNCH*..... PPPPPAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH! *the manly beautiful Falcon Punch makes contact with Snakes face*..*Snake is KO'd*

ME: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH FFFFFUUUUUCK YYYEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

C. Falcon see Marth having trouble with Pikachu. C.Falcon gets on the stage. I run and double jump..... FALCOH.... *start charging DA PAWNCH while doing a 180 degree turn*..... *lands right by Pikachu and Mart*.... PPPPPAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH!... *Pikachu is KOd*

Me: *collapses from not being to handle DA PAWNCH for a second time*

"I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK."

 

[pharos 5]

... I almost had a heart attack reading that

ive also never seen a falcon punch k.o a 0dmg snake(heavy) exept when the snake is a retard. (no offence)

 

[Toon_Link]

FALCOH PAWNCH! *thread is revived*

So.... C.Falcon is manly, huh?

 

[pharos 5]

FALCOH PAWNCH! *thread is revived*

So.... C.Falcon is manly, huh?

WTF??
what do you mean thread is revived it was started like a month ago

 

[Toon_Link]

FALCOH.... PAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNCH!

K, k, k. Back to business.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBwwUfuJZr8[/ame]

Best video ever.

 

[RockerJ]

I'm gonna watch that whole video. lol. I'm gradually laughing harder and harder. But I got some home made videos of Falcon pwning that I'll put up ASAP.

 

[Toon_Link]

New videos? GET TO IT!

 

[Splash_King]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KOV0XYVmkg&feature=fvw[/ame]

TRIPLE KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ... IN A COMPETITIVE MATCH! Isai is made of finely granulated win, cooked and seasoned to win, with a glaze of win. Winsauce for dipping included.

 

[kingslayer]

I was playing my cousin and I was just fooling around... so I played as Captain Falcon on Final Destination. We were playing and this was the fourth match of C. Falcon vs. Marth, so he finally realized how to stop some of my "combos." So, the first stock I got beaten pretty badly, but the fun started at the second stock. I got a fast KO on his first stock and then we started getting into it.
We ended up on the right side of the FD stage. I did a FAWLCON PAAAUUUNNNNCH which makes him fly across the stage. It obviously wasn't going to kill him, so I run across the screen and jump into the air to land a Knee of Justice for a KO. My cousin was so shocked I landed the Falcon Punch that he wasn't able to defend himself against the knee . The rest of the game he was just too surprised to play well, so I was able to win with a Falcon Punch XD. I saved the replay too .

 

[Toon_Link]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KOV0XYVmkg&feature=fvw

TRIPLE KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ... IN A COMPETITIVE MATCH! Isai is made of finely granulated win, cooked and seasoned to win, with a glaze of win. Winsauce for dipping included.

At first I thought you were talking about 3 mofos coming in contact with The Knee of Justice resulting in 3 KO's followed by the all-might "SHOW MEH YAH MUVEZ" taunt. BUT, 'tis be epic anyway.

 

[Splash_King]

OH MY ****ING GOD. I just had an FFA, and two of the players were the Failconator, one of them being myself. So the other falcon player slowly walks over to his target, which is at 80% damage. I'm at a distance. So he charges up a FOWLCON PAWNCH!; but I immediatly jumped in with a PAWNCH! of my own.

AND THEY COLLIDED, CANCELING EACHOTHER OUT.

=O

My Wii imploded into FOWLCON flames. I won't be brawling for a few months... Sorry. =/

 

[Toon_Link]

OH MY ****ING GOD. I just had an FFA, and two of the players were the Failconator, one of them being myself. So the other falcon player slowly walks over to his target, which is at 80% damage. I'm at a distance. So he charges up a FOWLCON PAWNCH!; but I immediatly jumped in with a PAWNCH! of my own.

AND THEY COLLIDED, CANCELING EACHOTHER OUT.

=O

My Wii imploded into FOWLCON flames. I won't be brawling for a few months... Sorry. =/

D= ****ing **** man. I'm surprised you didn't go blind.

 

[Splash_King]

Who wants some EPIC Craptain Failcon kills?

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlrd5cEaGOU&annotation_id=annotation_53105&feature=iv[/ame]

#1 is orgasmic.