Brain Teasers

[lavalamp]

do the riddle i did b4

 

[ssbb_lover]

The husband is a dummy? ://///////

 

[lavalamp]

nope

EDIT: lavalamp: no clue, only thing I can think of is electricity, but that doesn't sound right.

no, its not electricity, nice guess, but you are close

 

[TortillaChip520]

I thought that one was time, oh well.

Here's a good one:

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

EDIT: @lavalamp: a hole?

argh, i've heard this one before, but i can't remember!!:mad2:

 

[ssbb_lover]

Is it...fire? I guess it couldn't be, since alcohol/oil would actually fuel a fire. I don't know that one.

 

[lavalamp]

I thought that one was time, oh well.

Here's a good one:

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

EDIT: @lavalamp: a hole?

you probably wont understand me but, the cold water makes thngs contract, this is called contraction, which makes things shrink, she will then go through the hole of the rope....

 

[FWELR]

The husband is a dummy? ://///////

nope, try and think of the woman's profession. See if that helps. What job involves shooting and hanging?

EDIT:

you probably wont understand me but, the cold water makes thngs contract, this is called contraction, which makes things shrink, she will then go through the hole of the rope....

Lol, that's getting way too into it. There's a much simpler response.

 

[Brawny]

They're carnies.

 

[ssbb_lover]

nope, try and think of the woman's profession. See if that helps. What job involves shooting and hanging?

...An executioner.

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

@ brawny ahahahahaha

 

[FWELR]

No, brawny, they are not carnies. And no, she is not an executioner. My last hint: think of the arts. What profession in the arts does that?

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

She's An Artist!!!!!!!!

 

[TortillaChip520]

^ Sooo Close!

 

[ssbb_lover]

SHE TAKES PICTURES.


She shoots him (takes a photo), puts the photo under water, then hangs it to let it dry.

Who's the noob now, Leve?

 

[FWELR]

SHE TAKES PICTURES.


She shoots him (takes a photo), puts the photo under water, then hangs it to let it dry.

Who's the noob now, Leve?

We have a winner!!!