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Even though half of them are probably made up their still funny...I'll post some more later on

 

[+Maniacal=Maniac+]

LMAO!!!

These Are Hilarious!!!

Thanks Wiired! :lol:

#574642 +(5532)- [X]

* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT
<Strayed> he shot his girlfriend?

#4680 +(5505)- [X]

<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

#427792 +(5187)- [X]

<@Terror> "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."
<@cky> opposite over hypotenuse
<@cky> dipshit

Lol... Sin= Abbreviation For "Sine"... A Trigonometry Term... We Just Learned It.

 

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<born1986> why the **** isn't my disc drive working
<born1986> i ****ing worked on that essay for three friggin' hours in school
<born1986> i now i cant finish it 'cos my ****in drive ain't working
<Z00ass> you got the right drivers?
<born1986> hell yes
<born1986> it was working fine yesterday
<born1986> why does this **** always happen to me?
<Z00ass> maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position
<born1986> i havent touched it since school
<born1986> i'm growing impatient
<born1986> ANGRY even
<Z00ass> throw that **** out tha window

. . .

<born1986> OMG i ****in did it!!!
<born1986> ****!!!!!
<Z00ass> it works?
<born1986> no, i threw it out the window
<Z00ass> the disk?
<born1986> NO the whole drive
<born1986> i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*
<Z00ass>
<born1986> **** **** ****
<born1986> THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE
<born1986> brb

. . .

<born1986> ****
<Z00ass> what? did ya break it?
<born1986> well i couldn't open the drive
<born1986> so i had to pound it against a rock
<Z00ass>
<born1986> quite HARD
<born1986> and you know what?
<born1986> that ****ing disk wasnt even there
<Z00ass> ???
<born1986> i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on to the freeway
<born1986> and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside my bag
<Z00ass> lol
<born1986> I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE
<born1986> i'm actually cryin right now

. . .

<born1986> wonder if i could make that drive work again
<born1986> brb

Wow....just wow..

 

[+Maniacal=Maniac+]

I Just Read This One And Exploded In Laughter!

#4488 +(4758)- [X]

<FM{FF1}> Rizen: I thought you didn't bang chicks, only me.
<FM{FF1}> ...men.
<FM{FF1}> GOD THAT WAS A BAD TYPO.

:lol:
ROTFL

This Next One Is One Of My Favorites But It Contains Strong Sexual Content.
http://bash.org/?642195

 

[Brawny]

Hm....those are all very old. Find some new ones that aren't in the top 200?

 

[Gymdawg]

I love Bash.org. I found the site ages ago and still check in periodically.
I even have a quote on there somewhere.

 

[Brawny]

You go on IRC a lot? or was it another forum (oh i0n don't ban me </sarcasm>)

Purdy funny.

 

[Gymdawg]

No, it's just a general quote. Actually, I think I originally said it here on WiiChat.

http://bash.org/?723573