Ask a Question and Get The Wrong Answer

[SenorLopez]

Luigi's taller because Mario drank too much cofee, which stunts your growth.

Who HASN'T tried to smoke pot with the wiimote?

 

[javjaoll]

not me.

Why are you asking about pot?

 

[mr_resi]

Becuase hes smart

Why doesnt jeff have PSI powers in earthbound?

 

[SenorLopez]

Because he has glasses.

Why does Ness use a baseball bat?

 

[mr_resi]

Cause his mum said a knife would be to dangerous.

Why does Dark Prinny have a weird mii?

 

[javjaoll]

Bcoz it actully reflects him as a person.

why are Miis called miis?

 

[mr_resi]

Because you touch yourself at night.

Are wii puns actualy funny?

 

[javjaoll]

yes if wii are 8

why is peach 3times the size of mario?

 

[mr_resi]

Cuz peach has a kinky fetish for short plumbers.

Why am i so cool?

 

[javjaoll]

bcoz your avatar is. and your sig. just god taste

Why im i only wiichat at 00.56 hours in the morning just now?

 

[mr_resi]

Because your time zone if f'd

Why can you turn the wii on with the wiimote but not off?

 

[javjaoll]

Bcoz like most guys the wiimote is a one way thing.

Why did i add u to my wii list?

 

[mr_resi]

Cuz im so cool

Why is the wii almost as cool as i am?

 

[javjaoll]

Its not, its better, your just in ur head.

Why is my clone cooler than you?

 

[Fire Flower]

Because it has afros on his feet.

Who is Micheal Jackson?