Wii pick-up lines

[penguinphil]

Post your best Wii related pick up lines:

"Hey, wanna come over and play with my Wii? And maybe afterwards you could stay and play with my Wii."

"After I play with my Wii for a while my arm gets tired, maybe you could come over and help me out with that problem."

"Mii + You= Wii"

"Before we play, you better get your strap-on"

 

[cman]

Thats funny

 

[nbrown29]

"Hey baby what's your Wii-mail?"

 

[Shahzam]

Bring your Wii over so Wii can play!

My Wii is wireless...

My Wii is PINK!

 

[teh frog]

"hey baby, wanna come over and play with my wii? it vibrates >"

 

[penguinphil]

"don't forget to put on your strap, there's no playing with my Wii without protection"

 

[No Smoking]

"don't forget to put on your strap, there's no playing with my Wii without protection"

Thats a classic lol. Keep them coming!!

 

[Abernus]

Do you want to come over and play with my Wii, make sure you get a good gip as it vibrates.

The longer you play with my Wii the more your arm will ache

Do you want to play with my Wii and we can check out your slot load action.

 

[Fox]

I think Wii all have sick minds.....lol:wink:

 

[cman]

I'll say

 

[penguinphil]

"This isn't the only Wii that responds to motion"

 

[HeAdWaVe]

Wii can be a great copple, and she screems WII WII WII like a pig

 

[sonic1234]

Don't worry, just blow on the wii and it will go into the slot

 

[mr_squish]

"This isn't the only vibrating toy I have"
"...and here is my Wii....wanna do it?"
"Here's how you play. Hold this wiimote in one hand, and in the other hand...."
"Nice shoes."

 

[WiiWouldLike2Play]

"This isn't the only vibrating toy I have"
"...and here is my Wii....wanna do it?"
"Here's how you play. Hold this wiimote in one hand, and in the other hand...."
"Nice shoes."

lmao good one mister. i cant think of a wii pick up line.. blah.. half off these are like.. boys pick-up line so nvm! but, these are very neat. hah, i wondered if someone tried them on their girl yet