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2 Questions
(No peeking - it will ruin it for you....)
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant,
who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf,
two who were blind, one mentally retarded,
and she had syphilis,
would you recommend that she have an
abortion?
Read the next question before
looking at the response for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader
and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three
candidates.
Who would you vote for?
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians
and consults with astrologist.
He's had two mistresses.
He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice,
sleeps until noon, used opium in college
and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero.
He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
drinks an occasional beer and never
cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be our
choice?
Decide first...
no peeking,
then scroll down for the response.
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
By the way,
on your answer to the abortion question:
If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it?
Makes a person think before judging someone.
Wait till you see the end of this note!
Keep reading..
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember:
Amateurs... built the ark.
Professionals... built the Titanic
Finally, can you imagine working for a
company
that has a little more than 500 employees
and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly
bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad
credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related
charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk
driving in the last year...
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United
States Congress.
The same group that crank out hundreds
of new laws each year designed to
keep the rest of us in line.
Pass this on....2 TOUGH QUESTIONS
2 Questions
(No peeking - it will ruin it for you....)
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant,
who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf,
two who were blind, one mentally retarded,
and she had syphilis,
would you recommend that she have an
abortion?
Read the next question before
looking at the response for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader
and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three
candidates.
Who would you vote for?
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians
and consults with astrologist.
He's had two mistresses.
He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice,
sleeps until noon, used opium in college
and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero.
He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
drinks an occasional beer and never
cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be our
choice?
Decide first...
no peeking,
then scroll down for the response.
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
By the way,
on your answer to the abortion question:
If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it?
Makes a person think before judging someone.
Wait till you see the end of this note!
Keep reading..
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember:
Amateurs... built the ark.
Professionals... built the Titanic
Finally, can you imagine working for a
company
that has a little more than 500 employees
and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly
bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad
credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related
charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk
driving in the last year...
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United
States Congress.
The same group that crank out hundreds
of new laws each year designed to
keep the rest of us in line.
Pass this on....2 TOUGH QUESTIONS
and the second question i knew number t3 was too good to be true so i just guessed at #2
