Republican, Democrat, or Southern Democrat?

[Brawny]

DEMOCRAT? REPUBLICAN? SOUTHERNER?


Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?


DEMOCRAT ANSWER:

Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed?Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a
happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

REPUBLICAN ANSWER:

BANG!

SOUTHERNER ANSWER:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click….. (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?”
Son: “Can I shoot the next one!”
Wife: “You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist

If anyone's offending, they're prooobably taking it the wrong way. I laughed so hard when I read this.

 

[Floydd]

Hahaha. That was great. Made my day.

 

[Minto]

Republican obama FTW

 

[Foosoo]

Lol :lol: :lol: Republicans FTW!!!!!!

 

[sremick]

I'm not a Republican, but "bang" all the way.

 

[Celeste]

Haha, this was great.
According to this, I'm a Republican

Everyone here knows by now how sickeningly liberal I am though!
Obama FTW.

 

[sremick]

This reminds me of another thread...

 

[blueovalboy7]

If anyone's offending, they're prooobably taking it the wrong way. I laughed so hard when I read this.

I like. I'm thinking I'd be a combination of the latter two. :shifty:

 

[DBloke]

Sothern Democrat

it sounds and looks like Sega dreamcast

 

[LiquidD]

according to this i'm a republican but i consider myself an anarchist.

 

[ROB64]

nice find:lol::lol:
Southern Republicans FTW!!!

 

[Monsteroids]

Bang! Even if I am anti-violence. Seriously I wouldn't think of anything else. Of course I may regret in when I'm sent like 5 feet back since I'm so short and weak. Only once though. I'm a bloody penny pincher,even when scared shitless. I would like less street violence. I gotta say though. Nassally whiny voice:We're people before we're Americans. Why don't think about environmental issues before terrorist? I guess it costs too much. :lol:

 

[rukus]

according to this i'm a republican but i consider myself an anarchist.

then you shouldnt be doing anything to stop them.

 

[Monsteroids]

ummm... If hes gonna freaking kill you then even if you're an anarchist your gonna shoot him.

I'd likely shoot his legs.

 

[vashivihan]

nice. I like how they said "call 9-11"