Cooking & Recipe Thread!

[[DT]]

I mentioned in another thread I should do this... so here I am... doing it. :lol:

Cooking is a bit of a passion of mine - I mean to say I don't get all weepy eyed making a PB&J, but I enjoying exploring more complex dishes, exotic ingredients, special techniques, etc.

We're big into healthy eating, but on the weekends we like to cut loose a little - though, some things (like no transfats, no HFCS, no proc'ed flour/sugar we tend to stick with). Other than that, I will try *anything*.

If you *do* post a recipe, make it one you've actually prepared! Usually some extra incite is fun too (like recipe variants, do/don't do). I enjoy trying to reproduce dishes I've had out (I reverse engineered this amazing artichoke soup from a local favorite).

:thumbsup:

 

[swordkirby]

How to make a bowl of cheerios
ingredients needed: a box of cheerios, milk

1. open the box
2. fill a medium sized bowl 3/4 of the way with cheerios
3. pour milk into the cheerios so it fills about 1/5 of the bowl
4. enjoy

 

[chucknorris013]

how to cook the perfect grenade in cod4:

1. whip out a grenade
2. press the trigger button and start cooking for 2-2 1/2 seconds
3. throw the grenade at the nearest enemy
4. repeat for massive damage

whoo =]

 

[wario2ooo]

i know how to make arroz con leche.....but do i have to post the recipe...i have a special ingredient in it that makes it special....lol

 

[261311]

You're killing the dudes topic pplz...

What type of dishes are you looking for btw? Any?

 

[[DT]]

You're killing the dudes topic pplz...

What type of dishes are you looking for btw? Any?

Hahaha, that's OK, at least those posts were semi-funny

Nothing in particular, just general cooking chit-chat!

"special ingredient" !?! Sweet. Fresh ground nutmeg? I've also heard of people adding a little anise

 

[swordkirby]

How to cook a Drain-o bomb

1. get a gatorade bottle, tin foil, and some drain-o
2. stuff the tin foil into the bottle
3. add some drain-0, close it quickly, and give it a quick shake, then drop it and run
4. repeat again to repeat this felony

warning: can make big explosion

 

[bw!]

how to make ice
ingrediance: water,ice cube tray

1. poor water in ice cube tray
2. put in freezer
3. take out of freezer in a few minutes


.....thats all i know how to make :lol:

 

[[DT]]

Wow, you people are some no cookin' foos

 

[swordkirby]

How to screw up a computer
Ingredients: metal bat, computer
1. Tenderize the computer with the bat, don't be afraid to give it some good whacks
2. enjoy

 

[[DT]]

<try>

How to screw up a computer
Ingredients: metal bat, computer
1. Tenderize the computer with the bat, don't be afraid to give it some good whacks
2. enjoy

</fail>

Wow, that was +painfully+ unfunny :crazy:

 

[ROB64]

the only thing i know how to make is quesadillas
they're pretty darn good though
recipe:
1.butter a tortilla
2.put cheese on tortilla
3.fry
4.enjoy

 

[ROB64]

Hmm, I guess it wouldn't hurt to bump this...

French Toast

Spoiler

Ingredients:
Bread
Eggs
Milk
Butter
Cheese (if you want to make cheese eggs)

Toast the bread

crack some eggs in a bowl (one egg for every two pieces of toast)

Pour some milk in the bowl and wisk

Put a pat of butter in a frying pan and turn the stove on to melt it

Cut the toast in strips of three and dip the strips in the eggs

Transfer the bread to the pan and cook until the eggs are done and slightly golden brown on both sides.

When finished, scramble the leftover eggs. (add cheese at this point if making cheese eggs)

The eggs will cook very quickly, so work fast.

When finished, put some powdered sugar and syrup on the toast, salt and pepper the eggs to taste, serve with milk, coffee, or juice, and enjoy!

 

[rukus]

cheese and relish sandwiches.

 

[gidget]

Hmm, I guess it wouldn't hurt to bump this...

French Toast

nice empty plate :lol: